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This was such a good nightmare that it's moved up into the dream category by default. Usually, my nightmares involve either Things With Teeth or Burglars with Knives. This one, however, had everything: sharks, guns, cars, and SPIES. Totally the makings of a Bond film that I've never seen.

Cut because no one actually wants to read about it. )

Other than that, we went to Target for new glasses, but ended up buying towels and a plunger and then IKEA for coat hangers. We didn't end up actually buying glasses since nothing even vaguely matched our china (read: would drive me nuts). I guess we're going to go to either Bloodbath & Beyond or Pier One later in the week and see if we can find something dishwasher safe that I also like.

It's going to be one of Those week-ends. I wanted to go to the Great Boston Burleque Expo, but it cost way too much and I'm broke. I kind of also want to go to the Garment Distric later in the week, but that depends on how cold it's going to be. Or something.
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Laura : how's your day going?
Samantha: not too bad.. just got up because i was having wierd dreams about the devil cleaning my apartment
Laura : ...interesting..
Samantha: it was
Samantha: when i woke up, he was vacuuming
Laura : that's pretty nice of him
Samantha: he kept threatening to use the hand of death on random people though
Laura : that friggin rocks
Samantha: and he looked like this: http://www.washcoll.edu/wc/news/press_releases/images/colin_mochrie_props.jpg
Samantha: aaaand i just kicked myself in the bad knee. fuck.
Laura : I looooove colin mochrie!
Laura : ouch
Samantha: that's exactly who the devil looked like in my dream!
Laura : that's so funny
Samantha: he did a fucking amazing job, too

<snip>

Samantha: my whole apartment smells oddly of frosting

<snip>

Laura : my subconcious does weird things anyway though
Samantha: evidently, mine too
Laura : I wish the devil would do my housework

<snip>

Samantha: i wish i could express to you what a great job he was doing, too
Laura : you should tell Steven that the devil is your new boyfriend
Samantha: i think i will when he comes home
Laura : I wonder if the devil does windows? or cat boxes? hmm
Samantha: i would assume he would. he cleaned up all the pine needles from the christmas tree that was in my dream. and he did dishes
Laura : rawk
Laura : heheh
Samantha: your boss should hire the devil for landscaping
Laura : I bet he'd totally get work done on time
Laura : I wonder if minions work cheaper than brazilians?
Samantha: probably, since their essentially groupies
Samantha: they're
Laura : sweet
Samantha: it would be way cheaper for your boss

I should update instead of cutting and pasting my instant messages. Buuuut, I'm not going to. Laura, the no-updato disease is catching.
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Well, V-Day is over for another year and you know what this means... HALF-PRICED V-DAY CANDY!! This makes me very very happy. It's like the day after Halloween. Maybe I can score some more awesome lollies.

I have to leave for school in ten minutes. I still need to brush my teeth and put make-up on. I'm exhausted and I simply do not feel like driving to Vermont tonight, nor do I feel like going to classes either.

I keep having weird dreams. Last night, I dreamt about Dawn and I were going to some kind of prom and the party after was at my grandparents house. We were all in the basement dancing and they were cooking an entire Thanksgiving style dinner. I had gone into my old room when I was there and there had been a huge box of piercing and tattooing accoutrements. My grandfather told me that he was going to become a body piercer and he was practising on his neighbour. It was too surreal.

Yep. School now. I wish I were still sleeping. I could go for another 6 or 7 hours. Bleh.

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