Colin Mochrie: The Devil

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Laura : how's your day going?
Samantha: not too bad.. just got up because i was having wierd dreams about the devil cleaning my apartment
Laura : ...interesting..
Samantha: it was
Samantha: when i woke up, he was vacuuming
Laura : that's pretty nice of him
Samantha: he kept threatening to use the hand of death on random people though
Laura : that friggin rocks
Samantha: and he looked like this: http://www.washcoll.edu/wc/news/press_releases/images/colin_mochrie_props.jpg
Samantha: aaaand i just kicked myself in the bad knee. fuck.
Laura : I looooove colin mochrie!
Laura : ouch
Samantha: that's exactly who the devil looked like in my dream!
Laura : that's so funny
Samantha: he did a fucking amazing job, too

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Samantha: my whole apartment smells oddly of frosting

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Laura : my subconcious does weird things anyway though
Samantha: evidently, mine too
Laura : I wish the devil would do my housework

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Samantha: i wish i could express to you what a great job he was doing, too
Laura : you should tell Steven that the devil is your new boyfriend
Samantha: i think i will when he comes home
Laura : I wonder if the devil does windows? or cat boxes? hmm
Samantha: i would assume he would. he cleaned up all the pine needles from the christmas tree that was in my dream. and he did dishes
Laura : rawk
Laura : heheh
Samantha: your boss should hire the devil for landscaping
Laura : I bet he'd totally get work done on time
Laura : I wonder if minions work cheaper than brazilians?
Samantha: probably, since their essentially groupies
Samantha: they're
Laura : sweet
Samantha: it would be way cheaper for your boss

I should update instead of cutting and pasting my instant messages. Buuuut, I'm not going to. Laura, the no-updato disease is catching.