Advice, please

[devilgrrl]

Okay, flist, I know some of you must've worn false lashes at some point. I have a pair and I'm going to try them.

Please to give me advice and pointers.

(Also, please recommend me red lipsticks. I need to get one.)

Comments

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

They look awesome on people. I'm generally terrified of make-up in general, but I am REALLY trying to learn to apply it. I mean, hell, I'm almost 28. It's time.

[ccjohn.livejournal.com]

Yes, sigh, Womanhood has arrıved. We awaıt you ın full décolletage, plus tiara. Photos please! ;)

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I already have the full décolletage going, trust me. Unless I wear a turtleneck, it's cleavage ahoy.

of course thıs ıs excellent

[ccjohn.livejournal.com]

My new boss uses her cleavage as a strategic weapon in business. I mean, sure some women do that ın the States, too but she's plungıng way beyond anythıng I've ever seen except for an evenıng gown. I guess you can get away wıth that around here.

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[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I would totally do that if I wasn't constantly in danger of having all kinds of gross things dropped down my shirt (today, it was a pacifer, which is not terribly bad).

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[ccjohn.livejournal.com]

Awwww. Cute. The danger part, that'd be me. I might've thrown a piece of popcorn or two. On a date it's fun but you might get the whole bowl thrown at you which also is fine.

Cleavage at work just cracks me up, though. Of course you're going to stare, can't help it but imagine it's while you're talking to your BOSS about tomorrow's big presentation. She always has my divided attention. Har.

Naah, you are dead-on right. It defintely WORKS. Gets her what she wants. But she's a flack, PR, certain kind of industry. Btw DG you are my first LJ friend in 7 years from near me, I grew up on Cape Cod, hence the name. Today I get to watch BSG thank God. Finally got the stupid computer to display it.

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[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

It was kind of cute, the kid, that is.

Cleavage is distracting. Honestly, I'd probably spend most of my day looking at my own. Breasts are great things :)

Where on the Cape are you from? My family's from Dennisport originally, and I lived on the South Shore for 10 years before I moved to Providence.

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[ccjohn.livejournal.com]

OMG. I grew up 3 mıles from Dennnısport. I started a massıve beerfıght (throwıng beer on each other) at the Irısh Pub one nıght. BZ's pızza. Improper Bostonian. Godforsaken 24 Club (never actually entered there). Stay tuned for excıtıng conclusıon tomorrow, I gotta crash. It's late here in Turkey. South Shore ıs lıke Scıtuate and stuff?