Ugh

[devilgrrl]

Oh, Internetz, you have me over a barrel, don't you... I went to make good on my termination threat today after the voodoo dance required to make you reconnect and I realized something terrible: you can be as unreliable as you want and there is really nothing I can do about it. It is a sad fact that I am hopelessly addicted to you. I crave you like crack. I need to be able to check my email and read LiveJournal because, really, what is life without LJ? You're the glorious high without the nosebleeds and open, weeping sores. I might sell my own mother for you.

What added insult to injury, though, is that you are actually the cheapest non-dial-up option in existence. Any other service, I would pay at least $10 a month more for the privilege of constantly being disconnected and taunted.

You win this round, Verizon.