Samantha Gets Mad
Jun. 8th, 2001 04:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
devilgrrlFor your reading pleasures:
I received this email from someone, evidently on my mailing list:
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "loves kunt"
> > To: "Samantha"
> > Sent: Wednesday, June 06, 2001 7:38 AM
> > Subject: Re: Guess what?
> >
> >
> > > cool give me your pic, you know for what, if u
> > dont
> > > know send me a mail i will tell u' I like ure
> > looks
> > >
I reply with confusion. Don't I have pix on my page already?
He replies:
----- Original Message -----
From: "loves kunt"
To: "Samantha"
Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 2:01 AM
Subject: Re: Guess what?
> hi
> baby pleasend me your pic, because i want to see your
> pic and masterbate, ant u proud of that so please, i
> am waiting for u
>
And I, offended, reply:
I should hope that English is not your native language, as that would be the only excuse for your horrendous spelling and abominable grammar.
Furthermore, I will not send you pictures of myself for you to masturbate to. It's wonderful that you wish to sexually pleasure yourself and if you need visual stimulation, there are a great deal of good, free porn sites out there. I am not, however, "proud" that you deem me sexually attractive. Are you so much of a troglodyte that you feel all women are here simply for your pleasure? That all women will feel "proud" because you have decided to want to wank off looking at their images? Beyond that, had I, even for an inkling, considered sending you my images, your approach is atrocious. You do not email someone randomly and tell them that they are acceptable and may speak with you. And by the way, scholar, you misspelled 'cunt'.
Lastly, did I mention suck my dick? Right, there it is.
---
I hate that people think a woman is going to fall all over herself for something like that. Mr. LovesKunt, how about you change your name to 14 year old who has never (and will never if you continue to behave that way) gotten any. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, you son of a pig? Wait, I'm sorry, I've insulted pigs.. They at least have some worth, unlike you.
So yea, to sum it up, you can suck my dick.
I received this email from someone, evidently on my mailing list:
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "loves kunt"
> > To: "Samantha"
> > Sent: Wednesday, June 06, 2001 7:38 AM
> > Subject: Re: Guess what?
> >
> >
> > > cool give me your pic, you know for what, if u
> > dont
> > > know send me a mail i will tell u' I like ure
> > looks
> > >
I reply with confusion. Don't I have pix on my page already?
He replies:
----- Original Message -----
From: "loves kunt"
To: "Samantha"
Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 2:01 AM
Subject: Re: Guess what?
> hi
> baby pleasend me your pic, because i want to see your
> pic and masterbate, ant u proud of that so please, i
> am waiting for u
>
And I, offended, reply:
I should hope that English is not your native language, as that would be the only excuse for your horrendous spelling and abominable grammar.
Furthermore, I will not send you pictures of myself for you to masturbate to. It's wonderful that you wish to sexually pleasure yourself and if you need visual stimulation, there are a great deal of good, free porn sites out there. I am not, however, "proud" that you deem me sexually attractive. Are you so much of a troglodyte that you feel all women are here simply for your pleasure? That all women will feel "proud" because you have decided to want to wank off looking at their images? Beyond that, had I, even for an inkling, considered sending you my images, your approach is atrocious. You do not email someone randomly and tell them that they are acceptable and may speak with you. And by the way, scholar, you misspelled 'cunt'.
Lastly, did I mention suck my dick? Right, there it is.
I hate that people think a woman is going to fall all over herself for something like that. Mr. LovesKunt, how about you change your name to 14 year old who has never (and will never if you continue to behave that way) gotten any. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, you son of a pig? Wait, I'm sorry, I've insulted pigs.. They at least have some worth, unlike you.
So yea, to sum it up, you can suck my dick.