And it fits too!

[devilgrrl]

Before we went to my grandparents' yesterday, Steven and I actually had an hour long stopover at the Emeral Square mall because of a huge accident on I-95. Anyhow, I needed a new pair of jeans since my others are too big, so I figured we could kill two birds with one stone. I didn't find any jeans in my length (boo), but I did find two pairs of Levi's shorts. On my way to try them on, Steven spotted a dress that he liked. It was not something I ever would have looked twice at on my own, but I figured I'd try it on since, well, I was getting undressed anyway.

The dress fit like it was made for me, which is just short of a miracle, considering I have my mom's damned long torso. Dresses never fit me right. Usually the waistline is somewhere at the bottom of my ribs, making the back ripple funny. Anyhow, onto the dress:



How's that for good taste!?

And for further amusement, here's a couple quizzes and Laura's survey.

1. Full Name: Samantha Lea T*****
2. Nicknames: Sam, Badger, Mantha
3. Birthday: 7/18 BUY ME THINGIES!!
4. Place of Birth: Rutland, VT
5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer/Leo Cusp
6. Male or Female: I can go either way
7. Grade: Jesus, I'm a half ass junior
8. School you go to: Must send transfer app to UMass Boston
9. Occupation: Domestic diva cum sex kitten (read: unemployed)
10. Residence: Weymooooooth
11. Screen Name: StarrxMexKitten // saintxsamantha

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: auburn
13. hair length: below my shoulders
14. Eye color: hazel
15. Best Feature: lips
16. Height: 5'3"
17. Braces? Fuckers. I had 'em.
18. Glasses? those too
19. Piercings: nose and ears
20. Tattoos: back of my neck, means dragon in chinese
21. Righty or Lefty: ambi

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Sarah Kelly and then Dawn
23. First Award: I won a blue ribbon in 3rd grade for something
24. First Sport You Joined: Dance
25. First pet: Shane, a samoyed, and Spooky, a silver tiger cat
26. First Real Vacation: Florida, 8 months
27. First Concert: MeatLoaf, age 12
28. First Crush: Brett Denny

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: JAWS sounds good right now
30. TV: Law & Order: SVU
31. Colors: violet
32. Rappers: Sir Mixx A Lot
33. Band: Underworld
34. Song Right Now: Hero, Bonnie Tyler
35. Friend Right Now: Tylenol
36. Candy: Skor bars
37. Sport to Play: tennis
38. Restaurant: The No Name
39. Favorite brand to wear: Levis
40. Store: Penney's
41. School Subject: english
42. Animal: cats
43. Book: meh
44. Magazine: Any crap girl mag
45. Shoes: My pink Target ones

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Tired and achy
47. Single or Taken? I love you, Laura
48. Have a crush? nah..
49. Eating: Nuffin
50. Drinking: diet Pepsi
51. Typing: Duh?
52. Online? No. This is via magical psychic powers
53. Listening To: Trauma: Life in the ER
54. Thinking About: sleeping
55. Wanting To: drink something from a soda fountain
56. Watching: my icon
57. Wearing: grey boyshorts, cream coloured sox, and a Styx shirt of Steven's

___Future___

58. Want Kids? I already have 'em. I may want my own, eventually.
60. Careers in Mind: teaching
61. Where do you want to live? Probably here in Weymouth
62. Car: Honda Hybrid

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex?___

63. Hair color: Dark
64. Hair length: long enough to run my hands through
65. Eye color: interesting
66. Measurements: Taller than me and slender
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: Dammit.. I like both.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: Taller than me
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: slender
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Don't these go hand in hand?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Eh...

___Have you ever?___

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yup
79. Had Alcohol: yep
80. Smoked: yep
81. Run Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: yep
83. Gotten an X-ray: I'm surprised I'm not radioactive
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Probably
86. Broken Up With Someone: yep
87. Cried When Someone died: yep
88. Cried At School: yep

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yep
90. Miracles: After finding that dress, yep.
91. Love At First sight: Sort of.
92. Ghosts: Maybe
93. Aliens: Other life
94. Soul Mates: I guess
95. Heaven: Yep
96. Hell: Only if you can't forgive yourself
97. Angels: meh
98. Kissing on The First Date: I believe in sex on the first date.
99. Horoscopes: not really

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is there someone you want but you know you can't have? I want a burrito from Boca Grande right now and I am not getting one.

You scored as Chelsea. Chelsea is an area in Lower Manhattan west of Park Avenue from about 30th Street to about 14th Street which includes the Flatiron District. It's well known as a gay friendly area. It's also really hip and upscale. It's great place to shop for things for the home. If there is some kind of new innovative soap dish out you're bound to find it here. There are a lot of good places to eat... but, the prices can be a little high. The bartenders in this area are some of the best in the city and they know how to make everything. When some new drink comes out you can bet it came from Chelsea! The only draw back is the entire place is crawling with yuppies. But if you’re a yuppie that’s probably OK. Thanks for taking my test! -Susan </td> Chelsea 67% Inwood 67% Washington Heights 56% Harlem 56% Stuyvesant Town 56% China Town 55% Alphabet City 50% El Barrio 50% Financial District/Battery Park 39% Hell’s Kitchen/ Theatre District 39% Upper West Side/ Morningside Heights 39% SoHo/ TriBeCa 28% Upper East Side 22% Kips Bay 22% Which neighborhood in Manhattan is best for you? created with QuizFarm.com

Your bra is a BIG bra!

Your bra is a serious bra.


A seriously heavy duty bra, that is.


With the package God/several plastic surgeons blessed you with, your bra has it's hands full making sure all of you gets to wherever you're going.


Trying to contain all the worldly goodness attached to you is a lovely...uh, tough job but someone has to do it.


Although finding some hands to stabilize your ample boobs isn't a job many will turn down.



What Kind of Bra Are You?

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Comments

[lisbonlovesjacq.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I like the dress.
All dresses for me are either way too tight and look nasty/skanky, or way too big and look all bag ladyish.
And kudos for going jeans shopping and not creating a massacre of innocent civilians in the process. That is pure hell for every female ever, I'm pretty sure. Yesterday I went with my friend to look for swimsuits, bras, and jeans all in one. Triple whammy.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

How did you get through that!?

I have a 45 clothes shop tolerance. After that, I get whiny and pissy. I've also stopped looking for swimsuits and bras in department stores. I pretty much mail order every thing for my Boobs O' Doom.

[lisbonlovesjacq.livejournal.com]

Yeah I really can't shop for long periods of time whatsoever. Means I have to take more trips out instead of spending the whole day getting something done, but in the end less people die because of it, so that's fine by me.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

And that is why they invented the internet.