Amazingly Long Survey I Yoinked from Laura

[devilgrrl]

what is your full name?: Samantha Lea T
spell your first name backwards: ahtnamas
date of birth: 07.18.81
male or female: Female
astrological sign: cancer
nicknames: Sam, Badger
occupation: student/retail slave
Hair color: auburn
Eye color: hazel
Where were you born: Rutland, VT
Where do you reside now: Weymouth
Age: 23
Screen names: chrysalis method, badgers badgers
E-mail addy: samantha@devilgrrl.com, badgers@verizon.net
What does your screen name stand for: I like the word chrysalis
Pets: fishies
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: 23, plus the number candles
Piercings: 7
Tattoo's: 1
Shoe size: 8½
Righty or lefty: ambi
Wearing: I want a tank that says pretty in crystals! Where did you get that? Ahem, green tank, black shorts, no shoes
Hearing: Rally Round the House
Feeling: sick
Eating/drinking: nothing, because I feel sick


Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff..
Have you ever been in love?: yes
How many people have you said that to: a few
How many people have you been in REAL love with?: 1
How many people have you kissed?: a lot
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: Yes
How many people have you dated?: not as many as I've slept with
What do you look for in a guy/girl?: sense of humour
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: eyes & hands
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for?: someone a little offbeat
Do you have a crush right now?: nah
If so who is it?:
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no
Do you remember your first love?: yes
Who is the first person you kissed?: I can't remember his name
Do you believe in fate?: yes
Do you believe in soul mates?: not really
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?:

Family Stuff..
How many siblings do you have?: 0
What are your siblings names?:
What are your parents names?: Sandy and William
How many siblings does your mother have?: none
How many siblings does your father have?: 1 brother
Where are your parents from?: Rhode Island and Hungary
Is your family close?: not really
Does your family get together for holidays?: just with my grandparents
Do you have a drunk uncle?: Alas, no.
Any medical problems run through your family?: a shitload. Allergies, too.
Does someone in your family wear a toupee?: Again, alas, no
Do you have any nieces or nephews?: yes
Are your parents divorced?: yes
Do you have step parents?: yes
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family?: nope
Did some of your family come to America from another country?: yes


Music Stuff..
What song do you swear was written about you or your life?: meh
What's the most embarrassing cd you own?: MeatLoaf?
What's the best cd you own?: meh
What song do you hate?: anything overplayed
Do you sing in the shower?: yes
What song reminds you of that special someone?: Electrical Storm


Favorites..
Color: violet
Food: chinese
Song:
TV Show: Iron Chef, Simpsons, Invader Zim
School subject: english
Band/singer/artist:
Radio station: XLO
Pair of shoes: my sandals are nice
Actor:
Actress: Thora Birch
Drink: iced tea
Soda: uhm... bleh.. Cherry Coke
Holiday: Halloween
Perfume/cologne: Chanel 5
Pizza topping: mushrooms and onions
Jello flavor: lime is good
Card Game: Solitare
Video game: meh?
Website: Laura's ^_^
Computer game: meh
Number: 7, 13
Cereal: bran flakes, no raisins
Comedian: Drew Carey
Teacher: Sue Rice-Patton
Salad dressing: Basalmic Vinergrette
Thing to do on the weekend: sleep, have sex
Season: I like all of them, though only winter through Christmas & New Year's
Sport to watch: baseball or hockey
Person to talk to online: Laura

Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits..
What color are your sheets?: purple
What color are your bedroom walls?: off white
Do you have posters on your wall?: haven't put any up yet
If so of what?: n/a
Do you have a tv in your bedroom?: yes
How many pillows are on your bed?: 4
What do you normally sleep in?: nuffin
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: I lounge in my satin ones
What size bed do you have?: double
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: waterbed
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom?: we have a phone in there
Describe the last nightmare you had: something about the earth going into a new ice age
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: nope
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed?: 2
Any unusual sleeping positions?: yes
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling?: No
Do you snore?: evidently, yes
How about drool?: not really
Do you have an alarm clock in your room?: and HK one and a regular one
What color is the carpet in your room?: beige
What's under your bed?: miraculously, nothing

This or that..
loser/wannabe: Loser
Doughnuts/bagels: depends on the day
Day/night: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: south
Heaven/hell: heaven, if you still get to have sex
Make love/have sex: fuck
Coffee/tea: I miss coffee
Hamburgers/hotdogs: Burgers
Rap/rock: mostly rock
Britney/Christina: Christina.
Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss
Real World/Road Rules:
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:
Silver/gold: Silver
Nike/Adidas: Skechers
McDonalds/Taco Bell: Wendys
Sweet/sour: chinese...
Punk/emo: meh
Hot/cold: Warm
Winter/summer: summer
Spring/fall: I like both
Operas/plays: both
Read/watch tv: Read
Cd's/tapes: CD
Dvd's/vhs:: Dvd.
Old/new: meh
Shorts/skirts: shorts
Pink/red: red
Colored pictures/black and white photos: depends
Meat/vegetables: ooh, both?
Mexican food/chinese food: Chinese
Commercials/infomercials: neither
Scary movies/comedies: Either
Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals
Dogs/cats: both
Water/land: Water
Sugar/spice: spice
Black/white: black
ribbons/bows: Ribbons
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: Hm.. White
Austin Powers/James Bond: Austin Powers
Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn
Hip/hop: hips
Passionate kiss/peck: either
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: meh
Back rub/foot massage: Both!
Picture frames/photo albums: Frames
Pens/pencils: Pen

What Is Your Opinion Of The Following?..
Virgins: aren't worth the time
God: ?
Reality TV: only if it involves surgery
J.Lo: big bum
Emo music: irksome
Valentine's Day: asinine
Christina Aguilera's comeback: She went away? I second this.
Homosexuals: yay!
Abortion: if I got pregnant now, I'd have one.
Inter-racial relationships: no problems
Death: kills
Pre-marital sex: I like sex
Pornography: ...and porno
Politics: suck
Britney's boobs: are fake


What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?..
Jack: Tom's Dad
Tiffany: was scary
Ben: First Night
Maria: vet
Nicole:
Amy: blonde
Adam: goat fucker
Tom: theatre
Charlotte: munky
Harold: crayons
John: booze
Vanessa:
Jake:
Sarah: artsy
Natalie: hot chick from work
Nick: step-sibling
Taylor: Tracy

Have You Ever..
Mooned anyone: yes
Been on a diet: nope
Been to a foreign country: yes
Broken a bone: yes
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: yes
Sworn at a teacher: yep
Got in a fight: yep
Dated a teacher: I guess Steven would count
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: nope
Thought about killing your enemy: yes
Gone skinny dipping: yes
Told a little white lie: yes
Told a secret you swore not to tell: maybe
Stolen anything: yes
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: yes
Been on TV: yes
Been on the radio: yes
Been in a mosh pit: yes
Been to a concert: yes
Dated one of your best friends: I guess
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: meh
Deceived somebody close to you: probably
Broken the law: doesn't count if you're not caught
Been to a rodeo: yes
Been on a talk show: no
Been on a game show: No
Been on an airplane: yes
Got to ride on a firetruck: yes
Came close to dying: not horribly
Cheated on a bf/gf: yes
Gave someone a piggy back ride: yes
Terrorized a babysitter: neeeeeeeever
Made a mud pie: yes
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: nope
Snuck out of the house at night: yes
Been so drunk you don't remember your name: no
Felt like you didn't belong: yes
Felt like the 3rd wheel: yes
Smoked: yes
Done drugs: yes
Been arrested: no
Had your tonsils removed: no
Gone to camp: no
Won a bet: yes
Written a love letter: no
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: I guess
Written a love poem: no
Kissed in the rain: yes
Slow danced with someone you love: danced, yes
Participated in an orgy: alas, no
Faked an orgasm: not in a long time
Stolen a kiss: yes
Asked a friend for relationship advice: yes
Had a friend steal your crush: in like junior high
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: yes
Done jail time: no
Had to wear a uniform to work: nope
Won a trophy: no
Thrown up in public: yes
Bowled a perfect game: no
Failed/got held back: a couple subjects
Got perfect attendance in grade school: hell, no
Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes! Now I want some
Taken ballet/karate lessons: yes
Attempted suicide: yes
Cut yourself: yes

Childhood Stuff..
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes: My Little Ponies
Did you own Treasure Trolls: yes
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210: no
Did you play Simon Says: not a lot
Did you watch Fraggle Rock: nope
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: yep
Were you shy: yes
Were you spoiled: yes
Were you abused: yes
Did you go to the circus: once
Did you go to the zoo: yes
Were you in a car accident: minor ones
Did you build snowmen: yep
Did you cry when you scraped your knee: yes
Were your older cousins mean to you: nope
Did you think slinkies were cool: not really
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: no
Were you afraid of the dark: no, skunks
Did you have slumber parties: no
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?: no
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany: No
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: no


Randomness
Do you believe in aliens: other lifeforms, yes. Little green men, no
Name three things that are next to your computer: my wallet, a notebook, and my devil duck
Do you have any hidden talents: Yes
Do you wish MTV would play music videos: Ha, I have digital cable. I don't have to wish.
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: Ironic comedy
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen: Watership Down
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen: most of them
Do you drive: yes
What is your dream car: I like my Honda
Do you think your good looking: nope
Do others think you are good looking: I don't know
Would you ever sky dive: no
Do you believe in Bigfoot: only in the form of exes
How many rooms do you have in your house: 3ish
Are you afraid of roller coasters: nope
Do you believe in God: yes
Do you believe in Satan: no
Do you own a pooltable: I used to
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen: yes
Do you like chocolate: it's ok
Who/what is on your 2003 calendar: Being that it's 2004 now... Yep.
How many U.S. states have you been to: bleh. I'm not counting.
Ever wished on a shooting star: yes
Best Halloween costume you ever wore: Last year's was a little red devil
Do you carry any weapons on you: no
Name something you can't get enough of: Sex
Do you consider yourself a trendy person: maybe?
Are you an artistic person: yes
Are you a realistic person?: unfortunately, too much sometimes
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off: no
Are you a strong person: I guess
Are you a strong willed person: extremely
Who is the last person to e-mail you: Spam
Who is the last person to IM you: Jesus... Laura, hours ago.
Do you hate chain e-mails: meh
Are you a deep sleeper: not any more
Are you a good story teller: I guess
What is your greatest accomplishment: surviving this far
Do you like to burn candles or incense: yes
Do you have your own credit card: no, just a debit
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?: If it's multimillions, pay bills, pay off my car, get Steven a car, pay off our student loans, and buy a house. If there's any left, invest it.
Do you have a check book: yes
Do you like your drivers license: I look nerdy cute
Do you tan easily: not in the least. I freckle
What color is your hair naturally: light auburn
How many fillings do you have: none
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit: a couple
Worst feeling in the world?: Thinking you might have cancer
Best feeling in the world: orgasms
Is the glass half empty or half full: both
Last thing you downloaded: extensions for Firefox
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?: no
What do you think people think of you: no clue
Are you a likeable person: No
Do you need therapy: probably
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance: no
Do you love your bf/gf: yes
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP: ...
When are you moving: I just did
What's your favorite phrase:


School
What are your grades like?: they were ok
Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: yes
Are you failing anything?: not right now
Do you take a language?: french & german
If so which language?: ^
Do you decorate your locker?: nope
Do you decorate your bookbag?: yes
If so, with what?:
Do you draw on yourself in school?: no
Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: yes
Do you take art?: yes
Do you walk to school or are you driven?: walked, then drove
Do you like school?: it was ok
How big is your school?: mid sized
Do you wish you could change schools?: just did!
Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: nope
Are you in any clubs/which ones?: drama, choir

Your Room
What color is your room?: off white
Is it messy or clean?: still in boxes..
What are on your bedsheets?: Cum stains? Teehee i'm leaving Laura's answers
A computer?: Steven's
A radio?: unplugged
A stereo?: no
What is under your bed?: nothing
Do you have a big closet?: yes
Do you write on your walls?: no
Are your walls decorated?: not yet
If so, with what?:
Do you decorate your door?: no
With what?:


Friends
Who are your best friends?: Dawn
Do you have a lot of friends?: Not really
Craziest?: Steven
Prettiest: Ugly
Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Yes
Are you friends with any of your teachers?: yes
Are you friends with any friends parents?: yes
Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: yes
Are you comfortable around your friends?: yes
Are you easily influenced by your friends?: not really
Do you have a lot of friends online?: meh
Where did you meet them?: random messaging
Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: no
Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: no
Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: depends


Random Questions
Do you like frosted flakes?: yes
Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: With tits like these? I think not.
Do you like nuns?: bunnies
Is this survey getting on your nerves?: This is the third time I've worked on it
Do you use correct English?: generally
Hablar Espanol?: no
Parle Francais?: oui
Speak English?: Nein, ich spreche Deutsch!
Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: heh
Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Vlad. Dracula means Son of the Dragon. I have a good book on him somewhere in the car, I think
Do you like Russian names?: yes
Like Vlad?: wicked
Homer?: D'oh!
Are you a busy body?: yes
Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: evil
Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: ...
Do you like to roller skate?: rollerblade
Who do you wish was president?: me!
What do you think of Pres. Bush? Be honest: The man couldn't manage a baseball team, for christ's sake.
Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: no
Are you insecure?: yes
Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: yeeeees
Roman culture?: yeeeeeees
Do you like to clean your room?: Laura, I need you to marry me, so the apartment will remain livable
Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break you concentration?: yes. assholes.
Do you think that clocks are dumb?: no
Does anybody really know what time it is?: bleh
Does anybody really care?: no
Who sings the song Clocks?: Craig Lewis, from the Rox
Do you like Chicago?: The city or the band?
What did you get on the last big test you took?: pfft, A
Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: I crack my knuckles
Whats 2+9+9?: 20


Looks
How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: less than 10 minutes
Do you wear makeup regularly?: a little
If so, what?: eyeliner, mascara
Are your looks important to you?: not really
Do you want to change the way you look?: yes
What would you change?: I'd like to lose 30 pounds and not have my breasts sag
How do you usually wear your hair?: down
Do you dye your hair?: yes
Do you straighten you hair?: No
What color is your hair naturally?: light auburn
What is your eye color?: hazel
Do you wear colored contacts?: No
Do you look like your parents?: no
Is that good or bad?: meh
Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: I get pink when I drink wine

Word Association!
blow: job
lollipop: school girl
cold: B&N
hot: soup
smell: baaaaad
car: need cleaning
rain: achy
wet: Porn (I like this answer)
steamy: sauna
bite: me
beer: mmm, beer
rock: igneous


The Last Set of Random Questions
Have you ever been on TV?: yes
Have you ever been on the radio?: yes
In the newspaper?: yes
Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: yes
Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: no
Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: no
Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way
Throw me some Polish names:
Are you a germaphobe?: no
How many legs does an octopus have?: octo = eight
How many legs do you have?: 7
Are you ticklish?: yes
Do you think too much?: yes
Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: yes!

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Wearing: I want a tank that says pretty in crystals! Where did you get that? <-- Victorias Secret about a year ago.