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devilgrrl 1. DO YOU SNORE? yes, and sometimes I stop breathing
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? depends
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? I'm not too keen on bears
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I didn't even own any.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY"? WTF? I like my dreams better.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? no, I just play with them
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? kind of
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? ehh, I really like the guaranteed sex in a relationship
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? grey, Steven's is white
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? not often
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Nope
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I can dislocate almost all my joints and I have no gag reflex
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? at this point, anywhere.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? occasionally
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Yes
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? no
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? marginally, because I like not being cooked alive
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? a lot?
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? nope, but I can sing it in french and german
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yep
21. DO YOU HAVE YOUNGER SIBLINGS? Nope
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? manual
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I agree with Laura. You kill it, you eat it.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? in about 14 months
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I like my script
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? a shitload of things. Not poison ivy, though.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID WTF??? see above
28.IS 2PAC STILL ALIVE? He lives in my trunk with Jesus. Everyone knows that Elvis is in a rest home with JFK, who they dyed black to hide him.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? You and my mom, Laura...
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Scrambled
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? they have more of an excuse to act dumb.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? I wish I knew.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 12:30 PM 9/27/2005
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Yes
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? yes and filled with crack
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? last night
37. Do YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? either
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? yep
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Porn works
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? crunchy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? constantly
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? a few times
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? none since I got up
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? depends on the drugs. I like painkillers
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Not in the least
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? hazel
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? average, I guess?
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? parts of it
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? wtf?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? Nope
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? ugh
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? yes
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Yep
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? I can ski
57. HAVE YOU BEEN CAMPING? No
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? sometimes
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE? Yeah
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? cats are
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? oh yes
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Sometimes
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? It's a little chilly
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a munchkin
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Yep
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? too many to name
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? meh...
71. FAVORITE CD AT THE MOMENT? See above
72. FAVORITE TV SHOW AT THE MOMENT? SVU
73. EVER CURSE AT YOUR PARENTS? they like it
74. WORST PUNISHMENT YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU? they never were home enough to enforce it.
75. BIGGEST TURN ON? willingness :)
76. BIGGEST TURN OFF? Stupidity
77. DREAM CAR? a Honda hybrid
78. FAVORITE OLD NICKELODEON SHOW?? David the Gnome
79. DO YOU ANSWER BLOCKED/RESTRICTED CALLS? depends.. It's usually Joy calling
80. LAST CONCERT? MeatLoaf, but we're going to see Paul McCartney tonight
81. LAST KISS? Steven
82. LAST SONG HEARD? Lacuna Coil is awesome
83. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ONLINE? Laura
84. LAST PERSON YOU FOUGHT WITH? Steven
85. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Jewel of the Nile
86. LAST PLACE YOU EVER WANT TO GO? Tulsa
87. LAST THING YOU SAID? "Dammit, little bird. I need to see you to identify you."
88. LAST TIME TAKEN ANY DRUG? 5:30, darvocet
89. LAST THING YOU READ? This question
90. WHO DO YOU LOVE RIGHT NOW? monkies
91. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? Dawn & Laura
92. WHO DO YOU HATE RIGHT NOW? mm, my stomach
93. WHO DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Laura, except she'd giggle and that's sooooo unromantic
94. WHO DO YOU WANT TO KILL? lots of people
95. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST REGRET? I have plenty
96. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING NOW? eating
97. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? comfortable
98. WHAT TIME IS IT? 12:44 PM 9/27/2005
99. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW? soup
100. WHAT IS LOVE IN ONE WORD TO YOU? Goosen. I loves da goosen.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? depends
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? I'm not too keen on bears
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I didn't even own any.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY"? WTF? I like my dreams better.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? no, I just play with them
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? kind of
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? ehh, I really like the guaranteed sex in a relationship
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? grey, Steven's is white
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? not often
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Nope
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I can dislocate almost all my joints and I have no gag reflex
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? at this point, anywhere.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? occasionally
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Yes
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? no
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? marginally, because I like not being cooked alive
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? a lot?
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? nope, but I can sing it in french and german
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yep
21. DO YOU HAVE YOUNGER SIBLINGS? Nope
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? manual
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I agree with Laura. You kill it, you eat it.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? in about 14 months
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I like my script
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? a shitload of things. Not poison ivy, though.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID WTF??? see above
28.IS 2PAC STILL ALIVE? He lives in my trunk with Jesus. Everyone knows that Elvis is in a rest home with JFK, who they dyed black to hide him.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? You and my mom, Laura...
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Scrambled
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? they have more of an excuse to act dumb.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? I wish I knew.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 12:30 PM 9/27/2005
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Yes
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? yes and filled with crack
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? last night
37. Do YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? either
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? yep
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Porn works
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? crunchy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? constantly
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? a few times
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? none since I got up
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? depends on the drugs. I like painkillers
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Not in the least
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? hazel
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? average, I guess?
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? parts of it
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? wtf?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? Nope
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? ugh
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? yes
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Yep
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? I can ski
57. HAVE YOU BEEN CAMPING? No
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? sometimes
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE? Yeah
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? cats are
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? oh yes
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Sometimes
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? It's a little chilly
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a munchkin
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Yep
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? too many to name
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? meh...
71. FAVORITE CD AT THE MOMENT? See above
72. FAVORITE TV SHOW AT THE MOMENT? SVU
73. EVER CURSE AT YOUR PARENTS? they like it
74. WORST PUNISHMENT YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU? they never were home enough to enforce it.
75. BIGGEST TURN ON? willingness :)
76. BIGGEST TURN OFF? Stupidity
77. DREAM CAR? a Honda hybrid
78. FAVORITE OLD NICKELODEON SHOW?? David the Gnome
79. DO YOU ANSWER BLOCKED/RESTRICTED CALLS? depends.. It's usually Joy calling
80. LAST CONCERT? MeatLoaf, but we're going to see Paul McCartney tonight
81. LAST KISS? Steven
82. LAST SONG HEARD? Lacuna Coil is awesome
83. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ONLINE? Laura
84. LAST PERSON YOU FOUGHT WITH? Steven
85. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Jewel of the Nile
86. LAST PLACE YOU EVER WANT TO GO? Tulsa
87. LAST THING YOU SAID? "Dammit, little bird. I need to see you to identify you."
88. LAST TIME TAKEN ANY DRUG? 5:30, darvocet
89. LAST THING YOU READ? This question
90. WHO DO YOU LOVE RIGHT NOW? monkies
91. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? Dawn & Laura
92. WHO DO YOU HATE RIGHT NOW? mm, my stomach
93. WHO DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Laura, except she'd giggle and that's sooooo unromantic
94. WHO DO YOU WANT TO KILL? lots of people
95. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST REGRET? I have plenty
96. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING NOW? eating
97. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? comfortable
98. WHAT TIME IS IT? 12:44 PM 9/27/2005
99. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW? soup
100. WHAT IS LOVE IN ONE WORD TO YOU? Goosen. I loves da goosen.