Retail is Satan's Playground
Oct. 23rd, 2001 11:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
devilgrrlLord, if you could grant me one boon this month, would you please let it be an incompentant electrician? And, if it wouldn't been too much to ask, could you possible have them come over early in the morning when I am still sleeping and bang, loudly, on my bedroom wall? Maybe make them curse a lot?
It was pretty funny when the electrician electrocuted herself, though.
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Retail is the devil's playground. Sunday, there was this woman in my store. If you remember the 80s valley-girl stereotype, you would know exactly what this woman sounded like. Everything she said was prefaced "HUUUUH-LOOOOOOOOW" and, if I did something that she didn't approve of, she would tell me to "get with the PUUH-ROW-GRAAAAAM". Mind you, this is all complete with head motions.
Yesterday, I had one customer on my entire 6 1/2 hour shift and all she bought was a $4 item.
Today, I have a day off. Of course, I still have elbow torture this afternoon, but I can handle that. I also think that Mommy and I are going to H&M.
All I know is that I have coffee and coffee is good.
It was pretty funny when the electrician electrocuted herself, though.
Retail is the devil's playground. Sunday, there was this woman in my store. If you remember the 80s valley-girl stereotype, you would know exactly what this woman sounded like. Everything she said was prefaced "HUUUUH-LOOOOOOOOW" and, if I did something that she didn't approve of, she would tell me to "get with the PUUH-ROW-GRAAAAAM". Mind you, this is all complete with head motions.
Yesterday, I had one customer on my entire 6 1/2 hour shift and all she bought was a $4 item.
Today, I have a day off. Of course, I still have elbow torture this afternoon, but I can handle that. I also think that Mommy and I are going to H&M.
All I know is that I have coffee and coffee is good.