Hand Fail

[devilgrrl]

My running tally of things I can't do with three essentially broken fingers:

* Wearing pants with buttons and zippers or that can't be just pulled up.
* Write or apply make-up properly
* Button or zip my kids' coats/pants/etc
* Crack a lobster
* Eat with chopsticks.

This has really limited my options for clothing. I've really looked like a hobo this week. I'm on my 3rd round of wearing the denim skirt/Steven's early 90s concert tees/motorcycle boots. At least I blend with the RISD students and they're a step above yoga pants.

Comments

[virgoearthgirl.livejournal.com]

LMAO @ your mood icon.

ugh, sorry 'bout the wardrobe sitcha-ation. :/

and because i am curious...which 90s concert tees in particular??

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

Mainly Alice Cooper, since they're the most prolific, but also Testament and Slayer, as well.

[wickedshadow.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. You could be wearing some Zubaz balloon pants from the 80's.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ha, probably couldn't get those on either. Stupid dominant hand.