Well...

[devilgrrl]

I've finally found out what is wrong with Goddammit. Here, I've been blaming the fact she gnaws on the stairs, but it seems that's not true.

I'm trying to curb the shredding behaviour, so when I hear her rattling around, I usually get up to see what she's into now. I got over to the kitchen and there she is, licking the side of my tequila bottle. My kitten is a lush.

That certainly explains why she's always falling off things. Apparently, she's entered into the rebellious teenaged portion of her life. All she needs are some belly shirts and booty shorts. Thank God she's spayed... At least we won't have any more teen kitty pregnancies.

And the other one... It seems somewhere along the line, she's decided she wants to be a raccoon because she's started doing the washing thing and drinking off her paw. I have no idea where she picked this up, unless she's watching Animal Planet when I'm not home. Goddammit is doing the same thing with food: scooping it out and eating from her paw.

They've also learnt enough english to understand when I say "Go bother Steven" while we're eating.

Anyone want to take a bet on how long before they kill us in our sleep and take over our lives?

Comments

[joyfulchaos.livejournal.com]

lol she's a drunk! that's so funny.

good luck. :)

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I wish I had been fast enough to get the camera. It was priceless. She really is a complete lush.

[nowitsdark0.livejournal.com]

I enjoy hearing about your cats more than just about anything.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

They're such spazzes. I wish I knew where they learnt the whole raccoon-cat thing.

[wickedshadow.livejournal.com]

I wonder what the caption on LOLcat's would be for a cat killing folks in while they slept? O_O

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

In ur bed, nommin ur brainz?

[wickedshadow.livejournal.com]

That'll work.

[renfairewench.livejournal.com]

Do we need to get an intervention organized for Goddamnit? I see rehab in her future! LOL...

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I imagine it won't be too hard to gain guardianship from Boomer. She looks at the Goddammit like she's cracked too.

Rehab may have to wait until I can get a picture of her licking my liquor bottles.

[wishuponakate.livejournal.com]

My cat has been drinking (water, not tequila) with her paw for as long as I've known her. :-)

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I guess my cats aren't just weird. I'd only ever seen raccoons do that before.

[aliki.livejournal.com]

Hahah, that's hilarious!

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I really, really wish I had my camera.