devilgrrl | Today's List:

Things I am going to kill when I get my hands on them:
1. ~~The kitten~~
2. Chipmunks

I finally figured out what's happening with our tomato plants. We have three, two had little tomatoes on them and one is just growing blossoms, but no tomatoes. I went out this morning, there were no little tomatoes at all, and one of the plants was tipped over. I finally found a half eaten green tomato, so I blamed the squirrels. Now, I feed them ALL THE TIME, so it makes no sense for them to eat green tomatoes. I blamed them anyway.

I just went back into the office after scrubbing my bathtub and, lo and behold, there is a motherfrakking chipmunk on my porch, shoveling seeds into its fat little face. Then, I watched it scrabble down and check out the tomato plants, before going back to the feeder.

I hope it gets a stomachache from gorging on my tomatoes. Asshole.

The cable guy is finally coming today, between 15.00 and 17.00, so I am upstairs waiting. Last night, in a fit of ambition, I put away all the DVDs and CDs while watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, one of the three DVDs we didn't pack up. The basement is looking more and more like a real studio apartment now.

Steven's been grilling again. Last night we had meat on a stick, corn, asparagus and vidallia onions. Tonight, I saw Jamaican jerk chikin. I have no idea what to make with that, though. Rice maybe. Having a grill is all sorts of awesome.

So the sum of today: mail, scrubbing tub, cable guy. Woo.

May have good news in a day or two.