Steven wins

[devilgrrl]

I came to bed around 3:30 last night. I must've woken Steven up because he started talking at me. I had no idea what he said since he was muttering. I asked him what he said and he repeated it again, clearer. Turns out, it might not have been him mutter since whatever he asked me was in Russian. I not so kindly reminded him that I don't speak Russian, outside of "Hello" and "Strong like a cow".

So, that clarified, he asks me "Who on the list is healthy?"

"What list?"

"The one you were talking about... Either you or the Canadians."

At this point, I'm completely lost. He cheerfully says that he's going back to sleep and he'll tell me in the morning. At that point, he rolls over and goes back to sleep. Steven really, really wins.

Comments

[nyhamsterhouse.livejournal.com]

My favorite conversations EVER are all like this.

Like when I told my friend Mark that it was a race whether he or Sam (??) would get the flag up the pole first. That was at 4am on New Years Eve, 2004.

Or when I told my friend Meghan that if she kept eating all the dust in the air, that there would be no more sunshine.

Ahh, sleep talk....

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I think your sunshine comment has to win over the Russian. That's awesome.

[sheevapanther.livejournal.com]

Once, I was asked by a video game freak to make coffee as he was waking up. I asked him where the coffee was. He said "Above the fridge, but first you have to jump on the logs to get over the waterfall, and watch out for the flying fish!"

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

Way back in my entries, there's one about how Steven was convinced the phone was ringing at 3am and burst out of the room like a naked batman.

[sheevapanther.livejournal.com]

Here's one.

Dan was working at a place where people called him to activate credit cards. One night he rolled over, put his arms around me, and said "You know I love you" Touched almost to tears I said "I love you too!" He then continued by saying "And I will do anything I can to get this card activated for you!"

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

That's awesome!!!

[aliki.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, sleep talkers are so fun! I am one myself, and my friends relate the funniest stories about me.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I, apparently, and just a coverhog and a cocooner.

[hipsandquips.livejournal.com]

Rob says shit like that too, mostly about work. Sleeping significant others are usually cute.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

It makes for some great stories. Any word on the kitty?