Meme again because I can't type a coherent entry

[devilgrrl]

[1] What is your middle name?
Lea.

[2] what color is you mailbox?
Grey and metal.

[3] Are you available?
For parties and bar/bat mitzvahs.

[4] Have you ever hit a deer?
My sister was chased by one.

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
I totally don't have a stable job, so no.

[16] Are you taller than your mom?
I wish. She's 5'7".

[17] What curse word do you say the most when your pissed?
Frak, which ironically isn't a curse.

[18] Are you God?
Yes, if you ask Steven's middle schoolers. pinkandsilver is too.

[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
Drink, anonymous sex, wreck homes.

[20] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
Yep. I'm a loser.

[21] Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Yes. Steven broke me.

[22] Do you often cry during a movie?
Nope.

[24] Who sent it?
The hell?

[25] Do you hate your life?
Periodically.

[26] Do you get mad easily?
Yes.

[27] Do you drink?
I imagine I'd die if I didn't.

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve?
The stupid. And my inlaws.

[29] Are you cold?
It's 11* out.

[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
Yes.

[32] Who should pay on the first date?
I say split. Steven paid on ours, though.

[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date?
10ish.

[34] Do you have any friends?
Nope. I'm a totally friendless jerk.

[35] Do you have any mean friends?
Me?

[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
Ochre.

[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
Yep.

[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
Yes.

[39] Have you ever contemplated suicide?
Yes.

[40] Do you scratch your ears?
Lately, yes, but I have an ear infection.

[41] Who was the last person to hug you?
Steven, since I'm the least huggable person ever.

[42] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
Old Navy

[43] How tall are you?
5'3"

[44] What is the closest green object?
My Kleenex box

[45] What is on your feet?
Chipped purple nail polish

[46] If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
Kirk William, because my parents were both Trekkies and a million kinds of lame.

[47] If you could go back to any time period when would it be?
The Roaring 20s

[48] Do you want to have kids?
Yes. At least my ovaries do.

[49] What is your favorite color?
Violet.

[50] Who is the friend you have that you thought you would never have?
Steven.

[51] Who do you hate the most right now?
My brains.

[52] What's your mother's middle name?
Lee

[53] What kind of car do you want?
A Hybrid.

[54] What is your favorite video game?
I don't play them.

[55] Do you like your dad?
Not really.

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Stupid Battlestar that I am so breaking up with.

[57] Are you wearing make up?
Eyeliner and mascara I haven't washed off from today.

[58] Do you have a tattoo?
I have 4.

[59] Have you ever broken a piñata?
In like 4th grade.

[60] What time is it right now?
2:25am

[61] Do you know how to draw?
I just started a painting today, actually. I'm in the sketching stage.

[62] Who loves orange soda?
Steven

[63] Who is your hero?
Juan Valdez.

[64] Who did you last IM?
Nicki.

[65] Do you work a lot of hours?
I spent three hours doing art. Does that count?

[66] Where were you 24 hours ago?
Sleeping for once.

[67] Who was the last person that called you?
Rich.

[68] Is there anything you regret?
Yep.

[69] Do you know where your family name originated from?
Actually, yes. I had a lot of time after the surgery to research

[70] Animal that creeps you out?
Coyotes and bears.