Stupid birds
Jun. 22nd, 2006 06:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
devilgrrlDear blue jays:
First order of business, you are neither seagulls nor woodpeckers. Stop holding seeds with your feet and cracking them on my railing. I can hear you through the closed door. Must you be so loud?
Secondly, and this ties in with being loud, please stop attemping loud sex on my porch. It's annoying to me and it's not doing much for her, either, considering your subsequent rejection. Seriously, try another tactic.
~The not impressed home owner
First order of business, you are neither seagulls nor woodpeckers. Stop holding seeds with your feet and cracking them on my railing. I can hear you through the closed door. Must you be so loud?
Secondly, and this ties in with being loud, please stop attemping loud sex on my porch. It's annoying to me and it's not doing much for her, either, considering your subsequent rejection. Seriously, try another tactic.
~The not impressed home owner
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Date: 2006-06-23 02:34 am (UTC)Which makes me think, exactly how good is bird sex? Are we totally missing out? Or are they just being loud cause otherwise it's not that interesting?
Hmm.
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