Bah

[devilgrrl]

Dear Boobs,

I kind of hate you right now. You don't fit into the top I just bought, making it necessary to ship it all the way back to England. At least you mostly fit into the other bra. Do not outgrow the cute blue leopard print bra I just spent £30 on and while you're at it, could you please stop making my neck and back hurt and leave the damn nerves in my shoulder alone? I'd really appreciate it.

Thanks,
Your owner.

Comments

[anxiouslobster.livejournal.com]

Mean old boobiez!

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

They so are and they shouldn't be, since I just bought them a nice, new bra.