Why I love Laura

[devilgrrl]

This whole thing started out with me reading Bad Baby Names that I got from lisbonlovesjacq 's entry this morning. I messaged it to Laura. The following is a true conversation:

Laura : I like names with no vowels
Laura : but they have like 17 letters
Laura : :)
Samantha: excellent
Laura : or random spaces and caps
Samantha: De'Shaneeswa
Samantha: something like that?
Laura : that just makes me want to do a head-snap thingie  hehehe
Samantha: oh definitely
Samantha: it would work best with a little white baby
Laura : a small irish girl, complete with red hair and green eyes
Samantha: very much so
Laura : way too amusing
Samantha: "My fiance and I named our first born Cam'ron"
Laura : all I could think was Cinnamoroll for some reason when reading that
Samantha: and i looked at what you typed and though "clam roll"
Laura : HAHAHAHA
Laura : I seriously just cracked up, and then the phone rang, and I was trying so hard not to laugh
Samantha: if only it were the lady you said "Monkies!" too
Laura : oh god, I probably would have died
Laura : luckily it was one of sues friends
Samantha: you should print this conversation out for sue.
Laura : hehehe she'd be like "...the fuck?"
Samantha: or she'd laugh hysterically and give you a raise
Laura : hehe I'm so not that lucky
Samantha: i'm sorry.. i'm still up a few lines, snickering about clam roll
Samantha: Clam'Roll
Laura : heh me too
Samantha: i'm so glad no one's home
Laura : dis be mah boy, Clam'Roll..

I've been snickering about that ever since.

Comments

[anxiouslobster.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAH

Oh that is too, too funny!

In high school...there was this girl named, uh, Elizabeth or something and one day, she decided she wanted to be called "Jade", this caused no end of amusement to me and my friends, we told her "You can't just call yourself whatever you want like that!". So we dubbed her "steak knife" for the rest of the year. Too funny.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

The site is an absolute riot, too. Though, Steyk Nyfe sounds like a great girl's name..

[anxiouslobster.livejournal.com]

...and her brother Seuwp Spewn.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm so naming my kids that.

[lisbonlovesjacq.livejournal.com]

Hahahha I still say "Baby Jesus" is the best name ever.
I mean, just picture his gravestone.

BABY JESUS "SCATMAN" JOHNSON
B. 1-3-97 / D. 5-26-42

Poor poor children.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

At least if I name my kids something really fucked up, I'm going to make sure there's a mundane nickname or something.

[lauraxmarie.livejournal.com]

It's been like 6 hours, and I'm still laughing my friggin ass off. My mom and cats think I'm nuts. Oh, so very amused.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I showed that to Steven when he got home so he wouldn't think I was totally insane when I started giggling about it again.