Well...

I've finally found out what is wrong with Goddammit. Here, I've been blaming the fact she gnaws on the stairs, but it seems that's not true.

I'm trying to curb the shredding behaviour, so when I hear her rattling around, I usually get up to see what she's into now. I got over to the kitchen and there she is, licking the side of my tequila bottle. My kitten is a lush.

That certainly explains why she's always falling off things. Apparently, she's entered into the rebellious teenaged portion of her life. All she needs are some belly shirts and booty shorts. Thank God she's spayed... At least we won't have any more teen kitty pregnancies.

And the other one... It seems somewhere along the line, she's decided she wants to be a raccoon because she's started doing the washing thing and drinking off her paw. I have no idea where she picked this up, unless she's watching Animal Planet when I'm not home. Goddammit is doing the same thing with food: scooping it out and eating from her paw.

They've also learnt enough english to understand when I say "Go bother Steven" while we're eating.

Anyone want to take a bet on how long before they kill us in our sleep and take over our lives?