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1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006? 14. Wait, are we talking in real life or in my mind?

2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms? Yes

3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? Yes

4. Ever paid for sex? Nope

5. Ever been married? Ask me soon.

6. Ever been divorced? No

7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? I must be really tired, I can't think of a smart reply.

8. Do you own any guns? nope

9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? Nope

10. Ever been to rehab? Nope

11. Ever do anything gay sexually? Yes

12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? Nope

13. What size are your breasts/dick? 36G

14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Hell no. Only Charles Bronson could beat him and he's dead.

15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Must I choose one?

16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Yep

17. How many states have you lived in? 3: Vermont, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts

18. How many countries have you lived in? 1

19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? We have a hockey stick next to the bed.

20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance? Paris Hilton, if I weren't afraid of contacting 73 different diseases by touching her.

21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? Bwahahahaha, harsh ghetto of Rawkland, yo.

23. Ever been paid for sex? Technically, as a domestic diva, I'm indirectly being paid for sex. And Steven once gave me $10 to go out after we'd fucked.

24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone? Nope

25. Ever f*cked a friends bf/gf? Yep

26. What is your IQ? I don't actually remember. It was over 130. It's like -3 right now.

27. Do u think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do u think he was a neighborly guy? I bet he was a real bastard if you ever met him.

28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? Yes. I think my MIL thinks he's innocent.

29. Fake tits or real tits? Real

30. Ever watch someone die? No

31. How long has it been since you had sex? I don't remember. Wasn't yesterday.

32. Name your favorite Beer? Sam Adams Cherry Wheat.

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