Surveys!!

[devilgrrl]

A - Age: 24
B - Band at the moment: Meh
C - Career in future: Administrative Assistant because we need the monies
D - Dad's name: William
E - Easiest person to talk to: Laura and Dawn
F - Favorite song at the moment: Meh
G - Girls you've kissed: Lots
H - Hometown: Chittenden, VT
I - Instruments you play: Clarinet, Oboe, Saxophone, and Flute
J - Job title: Housewife
K - Kids: Stepkids
L - Longest car ride ever: Florida as a kid
M - Mom's name: Sandra
N - Number of people you've slept with: Lots
O - Oldest sibling: Dawn?
P - Phobias: Spiders
Q - Quote you like: Meh...
R - Relationship that lasted the longest: Steven
S - Song at the moment: Meh
T - Time you wake up: Between 11am and 2pm
U - Unknown fact about me: I have a birthmark under my left breast 
V - Vegetable you hate: Cauliflower
W - Worst habit: Swearing
X - X-rays you've had: Tons
Y - Yummy food: Coooooooow
Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer/Leo Cusp


1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'3"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Yes
3. Do you own a gun? No
4. Rehab? No
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? No
6. What do you think of hot dogs? baseball
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Carol of the Bells
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Something with caffiene 
9. Do you do push-ups? Only on the exercise ball.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy? Yes
11. Are you a vegan? Once
12. Do you like painkillers? No, but I'll use them if needed
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? My lack of gag reflex
14. Do you own a knife? Yep
15. Do you have A.D.D.? Constantly
16. Date of birth? July 18
17. Top three thoughts at this exact moment: Steven was chatty, my knee hurts, I should shower 
18. Name the last three things you have bought: Face wash, jeans, and underwear
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: Diet cherry vanilla Dr Pepper, water, white cranberry peach juice, tea, iced tea
20. What time did you wake up? 2:12
21. Current hair? In a ponytail 
22. Current worry? Money
23. Current hate? Money
24. Favorite place to be? the ocean
25. Least favorite place to be? The doctor's
26. Where would you like to go? Someplace warm
27. Do you own slippers? Yes
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? married with kids
29. Do you burn or tan? Burn and freckle
30. Last thing you ate? Yoghurt before I went to bed
31. Would you be a pirate? Arrrrrrrrgh (Laura already has the dog on her shoulder) 
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Couple weeks ago 
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? Nothing
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a kid? Skunks (Thanks, Dad) 
35. What's in your pockets right now? I'm naked
36. Last thing that made you laugh? can't remember
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? I had some pretty awesome SheRa ones
38. Worst injury you've ever had? Cracking my skull open sucked
39. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2
40. Who is your love? Steven
41. Does someone have a crush on you? Don't know 
42. What is your favorite book? Meh
43. What is your favorite candy? Meh
44.What songs do / did you want played at your wedding? Our first dance is Electrical Storm by U2
45. What songs do you want played at your funeral? Something from Carmina Burana 
46. What were you doing 12AM last night? working on the fucking bouquet
47. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? Do they ask this in every survey?
48. Have you ever wanted to "pop the glock on someone"? *snort*
49. Why does rainbow sherbert and orange sherbert ice cream taste almost exactly the same? They don't?
50. Do you feel better when your shirt and underwear match? Nope


1. DID YOU SLEEP IN TODAY? Yes

2. LAST TIME YOU ATE MEXICAN FOOD? Last Tuesday.

3. WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING TOMORROW? Nothing

4. WHO DID YOU RECEIVE YOUR LAST TEXT MESSAGE FROM? Laura

5. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED ON DVD? Don't remember

6. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD? God, yes

7. WHAT'S YOUR POISON? Sex

8. LAST GIFT SOMEONE GAVE YOU? Steven bough me a necklace for the wedding

9. HAVE YOU EVER SHOT A GUN? Yes

10. AT WHAT AGE DID YOU MOVE OUT OF HOME? 22

11. LAST CONCERT YOU WENT TO? U2

12. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO? Some days, my wedding

13. WHICH OF YOUR FRIENDS DO YOU HANG OUT WITH THE MOST? Laura

14. LAST TIME YOU WENT TO A BAR? January

15. POLITICAL LEANING? Liberal

16. FOOTBALL OR ICE HOCKEY? Hockey

17. DO YOU HAVE JUNK IN THE TRUNK? Yes. It's mostly Steven's too

18. WHO IN THIS WORLD LOVES YOU THE MOST? The internetz

19. WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE SEXIEST PERSON? Me

20. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO HAVE STITCHES? IF SO, WHERE? In my knee

21. HAS A BF/GF EVER WRITTEN YOU A POEM? Yeah, about eviscerating my corpse. I wish I was kidding. (Hey, mine too!)

22. HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN THE RAIN? Yes

23. RAP OR ROCK? Rock

24. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ANGELS? Not really

25. LAST TIME YOU WERE ON A BOAT? Ages ago

26. LOVE OR LUST? I'm pretty partial to lust

27. LAST TIME SOMEONE MADE YOU FEEL SPECIAL? Bah

28. DO YOU WATCH THE T.V. SHOW LOST? Nope

29. WHAT COLOR IS UR CAR? Blue

30. WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? Rockland High

31. WHO IS YOUR PERSONALITY MOST LIKE, YOUR MOM OR DAD? Mom.. I seem to have inherited all her quirks

32. WHAT DO YOU DESIRE? Stability

33. MOST EXOTIC PLACE YOU HAVE TRAVELED? France

34. LAST TIME YOU WERE AT A BOOKSTORE? Sunday

35. LAST PERSON TO BREAK YOUR HEART? No one

36. WHAT COLOR SHEETS ARE ON YOUR BED? Red

37. NAME 5 ITEMS YOU USE DAILY: internetz, curse words, the phone, the sink, and my hands

39. FAVORITE CLOTHING TO WEAR? jeans


1. Tell me your middle name. Lea

2. Where did you live when you were 6? 17? At 6, Vermont. 17, in Rockland.

3.How 'bout now? What kind of neighborhood is yours: Weymouth, now. It's fairly nice.

4. If you drink, what's your favorite way to get drunk for cheap? I'm not a cheap drunk.

5. How do you feel about low-carb or low-sugar diets? Ugh

6. When's the last time you ate a corndog? 2 years ago

7. Ever considered running for political office? Nope

8. What do you usually find annoying about other people? They're breathing

9. What do you think is misunderstood about you? Most stuff

10. Did that last question make you "angsty"? Nope.

11. What's the last thing you did to prove a point? I do lots of things to prove points

12. How are you different from yourself 5 years ago? I'm not dating an abusive asshole.

13. What's a goal for you right now? Buying a house

14. Do you believe others are mostly good or mostly bad? Mostly bad

15. With which religious movement do you feel most aligned? I'm Catholic

16. Picture a place you've visited. What's the first place that comes to mind? Walking along the River Seine

17. Are you living within an hour of your parents? Yes

18. Do you consider yourself p.c.? No

19. Do you practice good grammar? Yes

20. Finally, if you had to make an ad or PSA, what would it say? Don't have sex with idiots


I did a survey about my boyfriend..
His name? Steven

Where did you two first meet? At work

When exactly did you two first meet? September 99

What was your first impression of him? I thought he was the biggest asshole.

When did you start liking him? Not for a couple years.

When did you two start going out? Tax Day

What was your first kiss with him like? In a car

How much older/younger is he compared to you? He's 9 years older

hair color? Dark brown

eye color? Hazel

Build? Slender

Heritage? Russian/French

Religion? Jewish

Glasses? He should wear them

Piercings? Needle phobic 

Tattoos? Against his religion

Scars? One from a bike race and a few chicken pox ones

Birthmarks? None that I've noticed

Smart? Yes

Sarcastic? Yes

Humourous? Yes

Possessive? Nope

Patient? More than me

Affectionate? Kind of

Protective? Sometimes

Clingy? No. I'd shoot him

Talkative? Sometimes

Outgoing? Yes

Party animal/Stay at home kind? Mehhh, depends on the day

Sporty? Yes

Artistic? Creative

Practical? Sometimes

[HIS SKILLS]

Can he cook? Yes

Can he repair things? Yes

Can he dance? He's learning

Can he sing? Kind of

Can he draw? Kind of

Can he play an instrument? I don't think so

Can he write well? Yes

Can he make you laugh? Yes

What is his talent? He has many

Is he good at science and math? Yes

[THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM]

What part of his face do you like the most? His eyes 

What part of his body do you like the most? His hands

What part of his personality do you like the most? Sense of humour

What do you admire about him? His drive

What part of him attracts you the most? His sense of humour originally. He's a good conversationalist 

Do you know what attracts him to you? No idea

[RANDOM QUIRKS]

Is he an animal lover? Yes

Is he environmental friendly? Mostly

What are his views on political issues? Liberal, yet Republican

Is he racist? No

Is he a vegetarian? No

Does he drink? Yes

Does he smoke? No

Does he curse? Yes

Does he abuse drugs? No

Is he hairy? Not really

Does he donate to beggars? Yes

Is he neat or messy? A bit of both

[HIS LOVE LIFE]

Is he a romantic? Not really

Is he sentimental? Not really

Does he give you flowers? Yes

Does he lavish you with gifts? No

Does he pay for your dates? Sometimes

Does he express his love for you in words or actions? Actions

[THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT HIM]

Any habits of his that you dislike? His pigheadedness 

Any part of his appearance that you dislike? The elf pants

Any part of his character that you dislike? No

[YOUR FEELINGS FOR HIM]

How long have you two been together? 4 years

Do you truly love him? Yep

Does he truly love you? Yep

Can you envision marrying him? We're getting married in December.