Sex Survey

[devilgrrl]

What's your name? Samantha

Zodiac sign? Cancer/Leo border with Gemini rising

Are you... Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Confused, "Open-minded", "Liberated", or Asexual? bi?

Dominant (kneel to the master) or submissive (spank me daddy)? sub

Sadistic (do you like to cause other people pain)? not really

Masochistic (do you like to receive pain)? yes

Sadomasochistic (do you like to cause yourself pain)? That's generally unintentional

Do you like fetishes and all sorts of naughty stuff? yes

Bondage (being tied, tying up people)? Mmmm :)

Biting? Yup

Massages? I'd like one now

Scratching? Yup

Whips? Ehh, fly swatters

Role-play? not as much

Chocolate syrup? Ew, no. Yeasties.

Handcuffs? I don't have a headboard :(

Hot wax? No, I blister

Latex? Allergic. Deadly allergic.

Rubber? If non-latex

Vinyl? Yay!

Leather? Yup

Whipped Cream? Away from the kitty

Honey? Heehee... I like honey

Candles? See "I blister"

Pornography? I <3 porn

Ice Cubes? Yep

Boot worship? As long as I'm wearing the boots (I agree with Laura)

Gags? Nah.. I'm noisy.

Choking? Haven't tried it.

Piercing? Maybe

Cutting? Nah, been there, done that

Corsets? Mine don't fit the boobies anymore

Do you have any other fetishes you would like to add? Nah

Have a favorite obsession (would you go nuts if someone scratched your back, gave you roses, cooked dinner, let you dress them like a pirate, watched porn with you)? Giving head

What kind of build do you like (scrawny, cut, round)? Fit

Favorite body parts? Hooray for boobies!

Younger or older? Older

Shorter or taller? Taller

Long or short hair? not super super short

Any specific hair and eye colors you like? I like dark hair and nice eyes

Do you like them to make the first move or you? I prefer them to

Do you like them in makeup? Eh, either way

Anything you like to see them wear (corsets, leather pants, skirts, dog collars, birthday suits)? naked

Anything that really turns you off (clothing, yogurt, potatoes)? Potatoes are so hawt... Uhm.. Being physically dirty, smelly, diseased, or a moron.

Any other comments? Nope

Had sex? Of course not. I'm a virgin.

Had oral sex? Yup

Had anal sex? Yup. It preserves virginity.

Used more than 3 positions in one session? yep

Devoted a whole day to sex? yep

Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Not overtly

Written an erotic story? nah

Fallen or lost balance during sex? yep

Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yup

Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yup

Had sex while totally dressed? pretty much

Had sex while standing up? Yup

Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? Nope. I'm not keen on toes

Had sex during a "monthly visit"? All the time

Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Nope

Used ice erotically? Yup

Used hot melted wax erotically? Yeah and I won't do that again.

Shaved your pubic hair? I hate pubic hair

Used a sex toy? I have a few

Used a vibrator? See above

Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? yep

Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? Yep

Obtained money or a favor for sex? Yep

Paid or granted a favor for sex? Not that I can think of, except in the "If you fuck me, I'll blow you first." way

Given sex in sympathy? nope

Had sex with a virgin? yep

Ever cheated on someone? Yep

Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Heehee, I'm marrying him.

Had sex with your landlord? HAHAHAHA, Laura, you soooooo should.

Had sex with a teacher? Yep

Had sex with a boss? Yep

Had sex with a relative? Ew, no.

Had sex with two members of the same family? Can't remember

Had sex with a pet? nope

Had sex with a farm animal? But what about you, my dead body, and a goat, Laura?

Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? Yep

Sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? Spaaaaaaain

Had more than 100 sexual partners? No

Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Yep. In the same hour a couple times

Had a menage-a-trois? nope

Had group sex (more than 3)? nope

Participated in a swap/swinging club? No

Had two regular partners at the same time? yep

Had sex in a public place? yep

If so where? Lots of places.

Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yup

Had sex on the roof of a building? In a watchtower

Had sex in a stationary car? Yup

Had sex in a moving car? nope

Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope

Had sex outdoors at night? Yup

Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? Yup

Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? yep

Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? Yeah

Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.)? no

Had sex at your office or other work area? yep

Met partner during work hours to have sex? Yep

Had sex in a public restroom? nope. Too squicky

Had sex on public transportation? Nope

Had sex in a dark theatre? nope

Had sex in the water? Yup

Had sex in an elevator? No

Had sex in a cemetery? Above dead bodies in an unofficial cemetery

Had sex in a store dressing room? nope

Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? Only on me

Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Yup

Looked at a nude magazine? yep

Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Yup

Seen a live stripper? No, dammit

Seen a live sex show? Nope

Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? Yep. Old neighbours on Exchange Street.

Showered with a partner? Yup

Flashed someone (breasts, genital, mooned)? Yup

Streaked with a group of six or more? No

Stripped for someone? Yup

Stripped for a group of 3 or more? nope

Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No

Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? nope

Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yup

Showered while someone watched? Yeah

Masturbated? yep

Masturbated while someone watched? yep

Masturbated for a group of three or more people? nope

Masturbated covertly in public? Hasn't everyone?

Had sex while you knew someone was watching? not that I know of

Been walked in on while having sex? yep

Walked in on someone having sex? nope

Had phone sex? nope. I hate the phone.

Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yup

Been the photographer for a nude photo? Yeah

Been photographed nude? Yup

Been photographed having sex? Heheheh yeah

Been videotaped having sex? nope

Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? I knew about them having sex with someone else

Role-played a sexual situation? Yep

Taken part in transvestism? nope

Used a blindfold during sex? Yup

Used handcuffs during sex? Ties

Inflicted pain during sex? Yup

Received pain during sex? Yup

Used nipple clips? Yup

Used sex dice? No

Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? Yup

Received an electric shock during sex? No

Drawn blood (scratched, bit)? Yeah

Used auto-erotic strangulations? No

Pierced your genitals or nipples? nope

Continued sex until raw or bleeding? Ouch, lube?

Do you do dead people? Heehee, only as the corpse

Comments

[lauraxmarie.livejournal.com]

Had sex with a farm animal? But what about you, my dead body, and a goat, Laura?

Damn, we both forgot about the midget-clown riding the donkey.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

We suck.