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From Kat (LJ cuts are not fucking working):

HAVE YOU:
smoked a cigarette? yes
smoked a cigar? yes
made out with a member of the same sex? yes
crashed a friend's car? only my own, thanks
stolen a car? No
been in love? Yes
been dumped? Yes
shoplifted? when I was like 3
been fired? only once
been in a fist fight? yes
snuck out of your parent's house? so many times, I can't even count
had feelings for someone who didnt have them back? not really
been arrested? nope
made out with a stranger? Haha, kid at the Manson concert neither of us wanted to be at
gone on a blind date? no
lied to a friend? only if absolutely necessary
had a crush on a teacher? Does Steven count?
skipped school? yes
slept with a co-worker? he liked it so much he decided to stay
seen someone die? no
been to Canada? yes
been to Mexico? does working in Natick count?
been on a plane? Yes
thrown up in a bar? no
purposely set a part of yourself on fire? No
eaten Sushi? yes
been snowboarding? no.
been in an abusive relationship? Yes...
taken painkillers? Yes
love someone or miss someone right now? yes
laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes
made a snow angel? Yes
had a tea party? yes
flown a kite? yes
built a sand castle? yes
gone puddle jumping? yes
played dress up? yes, many of our friends are getting married
jumped into a pile of leaves? yep
gone sledding? YES.
cheated while playing a game? as long as I can get away with it, I will
been lonely? Yes
fallen asleep at work/school? yes
used a fake id? No.
watched the sun set? Yes
felt an earthquake? probably, though I can't remember
touched a snake? yes
slept beneath the stars? yes
been tickled? ugh....
been robbed? yes
been misunderstood? yes
petted a reindeer/goat? yes and yes
won a contest? Yes
run a red light? Yes
been suspended from school? no
been in a car accident? shitloads
had braces? yep
felt like an outcast? sometimes
eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night? After I had my wisdom teeth out
had deja vu? yes
danced in the moonlight? yes
hated the way you look? most of the time
witnessed a crime? yes
pole danced? haha, yes, but in front of a friend's apartment building
questioned your heart? yes
been obsessed with post-it notes? I use them
squished barefoot through the mud? yep
been lost? constantly
been to the opposite side of the country? nope
swam in the ocean? Yes
felt like dying? Yes
cried yourself to sleep? yes
played cops and robbers? nope
recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers? I have a 4 year old around the house. What do you think?
sung karaoke? yep
paid for a meal with only coins? Christ, yes
done something you told yourself you wouldn't? constantly
made prank phone calls? nope
laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose? yes.. in fact, once, it was spaghetti
caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
danced in the rain? yes and naked to boot
written a letter to Santa Claus? At my parents' behest
been kissed under a mistletoe? yep. Fucked under it, too.
watched the sun rise with someone you care about? yes
blown bubbles? yes
made a bonfire on the beach? No
crashed a party? yes
gone rollerskating? Yes
had a wish come true? Yes
humped a monkey? ...the fuck?
worn pearls? I have some, but sparkly's more my speed
jumped off a bridge? yes (it was a wee bridge)
screamed penis in class? Class? nope. I missed out on that happiness in 8th grade. I didn't find calling body parts by their legitimate names amusing.
ate dog/cat food? Truth? nope
had a little black dress? Yes and it makes me look like a first class hooker. I wore it to one of Steven's Republican thingies
got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No, but I knew a kid who did.
kissed a fish? nope
worn the opposite sex's clothes? yes
been a cheerleader? yep
sat on a roof top? yep
screamed at the top of your lungs? Yes
done a one-handed cartwheel? yep
talked on the phone for more than 6 hours? nope
stayed up all night? yes
didn’t take a shower for a week? Jesus, no. I was in the shower within 48 hours of major knee surgery
pick and ate an apple right off the tree? yep
climbed a tree? yep
had a tree house? yep
are scared to watch scary movies alone? nope
believe in ghosts? maybe
have more then 30 pairs of shoes? Steven loves me for me. Let's leave it at that.
worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say? I wore black for a whole week once and people thought I was a witch
gone streaking? no
played ding-dong-ditch? No
played chicken? nope
pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on? No, but mostly that's because I get nasty ass hives if I jump into too cool water.
been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes
broken a bone? my neck
been easily amused? yes.
caught a fish then ate it? nope
made porn? Yes, and it's pretty hot, if I do say so myself
caught a butterfly? Yes
laughed so hard you cried? frequently
cried so hard you laughed? no
mooned/flashed someone? yes
had someone moon/flash you? yes
cheated on a test? nope
have a Britney Spears CD? nope
forgotten someone’s name? Constantly.. I even forget my own name sometimes
slept naked? yep
French braided someone’s hair? I've french braided my own
gone skinny dipping in a pool? not  a pool
been threatened to be kicked out of your house? yep ubeen kicked out of your house? yes, and shortly after my mom stalked into Dunkies, where I had gone, and told me to be home by 11. I love my mom.

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Fuck.. There's a survey that should be there and isn't. Evidently, my LJ cut erased it. I'll fix it tomorrow.