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Stereotype Quiz
--Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: Sometimes
How much black clothing do you own?: Yes, to the point where I actually asked Steven to remind me that colour is not evil when I'm clothes shopping.
Do you think about death often?: nope
Do you want to die? nope
Are you a social outcast: probably
Are you pale?: yes
Do you cut school?: nope
Do you like Hot Topic? I like keychains
--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard? God, no
How often do you wear Skatin shoes?: pretty much never
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: Laura and I cause scenes in conjunction
How much do you get in trouble?: never?
Do you listen to the bands who are considered posers? No?
How many piercings do you have?: Three per ear, one in my nose
--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: nope
Are you a vegetarian?: nope.
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: I don't know.
Do you want peace?: Sure.
Do you want to save the animals?: for dinner.
What do you think about war?: This war or justified war?
Have you ever made a peace sign with your two fingers?: I'm sure I have.
--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?: According to many of Steven's students, yes. Yes I am.
Do you own "bling bling"?: Does my ring count?
What do you think about do-rags?: Evidently, they keep your braids from fuzzing.
Do you like rap?: I like Sir Mixx-A-Lot
How about hip-hop?: There's a difference?
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? nope
What do you think about afros?: They scare me
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: never
--Frat--
Is life a party?: no
How often do you get drunk?: infrequently.
Do you care about your grades?: God, yes. They're my ticket into grad school.
Do you need attitude adjustment?: Fuck no
--Emo--
How often do you cry?: At the drop of the hat. Damn you, drugs.
Do you have an ex?: Yes
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: Yes
Are you emotional?: yes
Do you like soft music?: jazz/blues
Do people understand you?: maybe
Do you write your own songs?: Nope.
Is your hair dyed dark?: Nope.
--Jock--
Do you play any sports?: Nope
How important are they to you?: Not at all
How important is your reputation?: Not very
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: nope.
What do you think about football?: Bah. Steven commandeers the TV and watches it to try to calculate how his fantasy football team is doing.
Are you considered a bully by anyone?: I don't think so.
--Geek--
Do you wear glasses?: yes.
Are you smart?: I guess.
Do you use an inhaler?: Yes. We both do.
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: Nope.
Does your mom buy your clothes?: I pick them out, she pays.
Are you on the computer alot?: God, yes.
Do you get picked on: Not really.
Alphabet Quiz
A- Accent: Plain old New England
B - Breast size: 36F
C - Chore you hate: dishes, but we have a dishwasher
D - Dad's name: William.
E - Essential make-up: Mascara.
F - Favourite perfume/ cologne: Chanel 5
G - Gold or Silver: Silver.
H - Hometown: Weymouth, MA.
I - Insomnia: yes.
J - Job title: Hausfrau.
K - Kids: Steps.
L - Living arrangements: In sin
M - Mom's birthplace: Providence, RI
Where the hell's N?
O - Overnight hospital stays: Zero
P - Phobia: I have tonnes.
Q - Favorite Quote: Meh
R - Religious affiliation: Catholic
S - Siblings: Just Dawn and she's not related by blood.
T - Time you wake up: 11ish.
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: Orange and fuschia.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: organ meat.
W - Worst habit: I swear too much.
X - X-rays you've had: Millions. I'm surprised I don't glow in the dark
Y - Yummy foods you make: Um. Nothing?
Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer-Leo Cusp, depending on which book you look at (7/18)
Random Fucking survey
(001) pick one song to listen to repeatedly: -- The Chauffer
(002) your favourite musical instrument: -- Oboe.
(003) what colour is your hair (naturally)?: -- light Auburn.
(004) if you could turn back time & redo one day of your life, what day would it be?: -- There are a few
(005) your date of birth: -- July 18th, 1981. 3:25 am.
(006) favourite condiment: -- salt.
(007) your dirtiest secret: -- Uh.. I really like all kinds of sex?
(008) what are you currently wearing?: -- Jeans and a Spiderman shirt.
(009) your eye colour: -- hazel, though getting more green as I get older.
(010) your favourite eye colour: -- Green.
(011) your first boyfriend/girlfriend's name: -- Tim.
(012) what was the biggest mistake of you life?: -- Asshole sounds like a good choice.
(013) top five best movies ever: -- Lilo & Stitch, Gone With the Wind, Shrek, Shrek 2, and Ghost World
(014) favourite fictional character: -- Erik
(015) your toothpaste brand name of preference: -- Crest Expressions VanillaMint.
(016) are you obsessive?: -- yes.
(017) when you laughed the hardest in your life, who were you with?: -- I have no idea.
(018) you favourite slang word: -- cunt.
(019) when was the one single time you were the most scared?: -- The night I broke up with Asshole. I truly thought he would kill me.
(020) your comfy/lazy clothes: -- My too big Levis.
(021) your favourite season: -- late spring/early summer.
(022) the most interesting person you know: -- me.
(021) do you have any siblings?: -- Dawn
(022) what is your favourite book?: -- Phantom of the Opera, Sex with Kings, or Memoirs of a Geisha
(023) what is something you think should be legalized that is currently illegal?: -- Stem Cell Research, euthanasia, & medical marijuana
(024) what is something you think should be illegalized that is currently legal?: -- The president
(025) the most humiliating moment of your life: -- Trying to explain why I shave every single year to the gyno.
(026) your favourite number: -- 7, 13, 27.
(027) the best year/age of your life: -- 16-17.
(028) what is today's date?: 04.06.05- electrical bill is due
(029) how old were you when you first had a crush?: -- Can't remember.
(030) favourite television show: -- David the Gnome
(031) what is something you are really passionate about?: -- Freedom of choice
(032) do you believe in destiny/fate?: -- yes.
(033) is marriage important to you?: -- yes, but not for romantic reasons.
(034) what is your sexual preference?: -- bisexual
(035) do you keep a journal/blog?: -- no.
(036) your dream car: -- I'd love a Civic hybrid.
(037) why do you fill surveys?: -- Boredom.
(038) what are your future career plans?: -- Teaching english to the ignant.
(039) who is your idol?: -- Laura.
(040) do you/did you attend public school?: -- yes.
(041) your favourite place to have sex: -- Who cares, as long as I'm having it? (Everyone should know that I accidently typed "whore" first.)
(042) do you consider yourself to be healthy?: -- Hell no.
(043) would you say you are a really serious person, or do you have a sense of humour?: -- no idea
(044) what are your views on abortion?: -- pro-choice, and if I got pregnant now, I'd have one. I can't see having a child I can't take care of.
(045) are you more passive, assertive, or aggressive?: aggressive.
(046) your favourite place to be: -- near the beach.
(047) are you religious?: -- spiritual.
(048) your favourite musical artist/group: -- right now, Duran Duran.
(049) do you like to hear the phone ring?: -- No. I hate the phone.
(050) your favourite animal: -- badgers
Stereotype Quiz
--Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: Sometimes
How much black clothing do you own?: Yes, to the point where I actually asked Steven to remind me that colour is not evil when I'm clothes shopping.
Do you think about death often?: nope
Do you want to die? nope
Are you a social outcast: probably
Are you pale?: yes
Do you cut school?: nope
Do you like Hot Topic? I like keychains
--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard? God, no
How often do you wear Skatin shoes?: pretty much never
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: Laura and I cause scenes in conjunction
How much do you get in trouble?: never?
Do you listen to the bands who are considered posers? No?
How many piercings do you have?: Three per ear, one in my nose
--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: nope
Are you a vegetarian?: nope.
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: I don't know.
Do you want peace?: Sure.
Do you want to save the animals?: for dinner.
What do you think about war?: This war or justified war?
Have you ever made a peace sign with your two fingers?: I'm sure I have.
--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?: According to many of Steven's students, yes. Yes I am.
Do you own "bling bling"?: Does my ring count?
What do you think about do-rags?: Evidently, they keep your braids from fuzzing.
Do you like rap?: I like Sir Mixx-A-Lot
How about hip-hop?: There's a difference?
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? nope
What do you think about afros?: They scare me
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: never
--Frat--
Is life a party?: no
How often do you get drunk?: infrequently.
Do you care about your grades?: God, yes. They're my ticket into grad school.
Do you need attitude adjustment?: Fuck no
--Emo--
How often do you cry?: At the drop of the hat. Damn you, drugs.
Do you have an ex?: Yes
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: Yes
Are you emotional?: yes
Do you like soft music?: jazz/blues
Do people understand you?: maybe
Do you write your own songs?: Nope.
Is your hair dyed dark?: Nope.
--Jock--
Do you play any sports?: Nope
How important are they to you?: Not at all
How important is your reputation?: Not very
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: nope.
What do you think about football?: Bah. Steven commandeers the TV and watches it to try to calculate how his fantasy football team is doing.
Are you considered a bully by anyone?: I don't think so.
--Geek--
Do you wear glasses?: yes.
Are you smart?: I guess.
Do you use an inhaler?: Yes. We both do.
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: Nope.
Does your mom buy your clothes?: I pick them out, she pays.
Are you on the computer alot?: God, yes.
Do you get picked on: Not really.
Alphabet Quiz
A- Accent: Plain old New England
B - Breast size: 36F
C - Chore you hate: dishes, but we have a dishwasher
D - Dad's name: William.
E - Essential make-up: Mascara.
F - Favourite perfume/ cologne: Chanel 5
G - Gold or Silver: Silver.
H - Hometown: Weymouth, MA.
I - Insomnia: yes.
J - Job title: Hausfrau.
K - Kids: Steps.
L - Living arrangements: In sin
M - Mom's birthplace: Providence, RI
Where the hell's N?
O - Overnight hospital stays: Zero
P - Phobia: I have tonnes.
Q - Favorite Quote: Meh
R - Religious affiliation: Catholic
S - Siblings: Just Dawn and she's not related by blood.
T - Time you wake up: 11ish.
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: Orange and fuschia.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: organ meat.
W - Worst habit: I swear too much.
X - X-rays you've had: Millions. I'm surprised I don't glow in the dark
Y - Yummy foods you make: Um. Nothing?
Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer-Leo Cusp, depending on which book you look at (7/18)
Random Fucking survey
(001) pick one song to listen to repeatedly: -- The Chauffer
(002) your favourite musical instrument: -- Oboe.
(003) what colour is your hair (naturally)?: -- light Auburn.
(004) if you could turn back time & redo one day of your life, what day would it be?: -- There are a few
(005) your date of birth: -- July 18th, 1981. 3:25 am.
(006) favourite condiment: -- salt.
(007) your dirtiest secret: -- Uh.. I really like all kinds of sex?
(008) what are you currently wearing?: -- Jeans and a Spiderman shirt.
(009) your eye colour: -- hazel, though getting more green as I get older.
(010) your favourite eye colour: -- Green.
(011) your first boyfriend/girlfriend's name: -- Tim.
(012) what was the biggest mistake of you life?: -- Asshole sounds like a good choice.
(013) top five best movies ever: -- Lilo & Stitch, Gone With the Wind, Shrek, Shrek 2, and Ghost World
(014) favourite fictional character: -- Erik
(015) your toothpaste brand name of preference: -- Crest Expressions VanillaMint.
(016) are you obsessive?: -- yes.
(017) when you laughed the hardest in your life, who were you with?: -- I have no idea.
(018) you favourite slang word: -- cunt.
(019) when was the one single time you were the most scared?: -- The night I broke up with Asshole. I truly thought he would kill me.
(020) your comfy/lazy clothes: -- My too big Levis.
(021) your favourite season: -- late spring/early summer.
(022) the most interesting person you know: -- me.
(021) do you have any siblings?: -- Dawn
(022) what is your favourite book?: -- Phantom of the Opera, Sex with Kings, or Memoirs of a Geisha
(023) what is something you think should be legalized that is currently illegal?: -- Stem Cell Research, euthanasia, & medical marijuana
(024) what is something you think should be illegalized that is currently legal?: -- The president
(025) the most humiliating moment of your life: -- Trying to explain why I shave every single year to the gyno.
(026) your favourite number: -- 7, 13, 27.
(027) the best year/age of your life: -- 16-17.
(028) what is today's date?: 04.06.05- electrical bill is due
(029) how old were you when you first had a crush?: -- Can't remember.
(030) favourite television show: -- David the Gnome
(031) what is something you are really passionate about?: -- Freedom of choice
(032) do you believe in destiny/fate?: -- yes.
(033) is marriage important to you?: -- yes, but not for romantic reasons.
(034) what is your sexual preference?: -- bisexual
(035) do you keep a journal/blog?: -- no.
(036) your dream car: -- I'd love a Civic hybrid.
(037) why do you fill surveys?: -- Boredom.
(038) what are your future career plans?: -- Teaching english to the ignant.
(039) who is your idol?: -- Laura.
(040) do you/did you attend public school?: -- yes.
(041) your favourite place to have sex: -- Who cares, as long as I'm having it? (Everyone should know that I accidently typed "whore" first.)
(042) do you consider yourself to be healthy?: -- Hell no.
(043) would you say you are a really serious person, or do you have a sense of humour?: -- no idea
(044) what are your views on abortion?: -- pro-choice, and if I got pregnant now, I'd have one. I can't see having a child I can't take care of.
(045) are you more passive, assertive, or aggressive?: aggressive.
(046) your favourite place to be: -- near the beach.
(047) are you religious?: -- spiritual.
(048) your favourite musical artist/group: -- right now, Duran Duran.
(049) do you like to hear the phone ring?: -- No. I hate the phone.
(050) your favourite animal: -- badgers