A Unique Survey |
Created by mako and taken 240 times on bzoink! |
Random questions |
What's your middle name? | Lea |
Who was your first childhood friend? | Dawn |
Are you still friends? | yes |
How many times have you moved in your life? | 3 |
Have you ever been in love? | yes |
At what age would you say you stopped being a kid? | when my parents opened the tennis club. |
What's your favorite scent? | Chanel 5 |
Enjoy gloomy/rainy days? | I like warm summer rains and snow |
Have any good-luck charms? | no |
Have any snow dances/superstitions for getting a day off of school? | just praying |
When you were five years old, what did you want to be when you grew up? | a teacher |
And now? | English/Secondary Ed major |
Can you read music? | yes |
Speak another language? | two |
What's your favorite cereal? | Bran Flakes |
You opinion of the 80s? | I like new wave, but the fashion needs to die again |
Are traffic cones trying to take over the world? (yes, they are) | ...yes... and the lighted barrels. |
Given the chance, would you become a hippie? | nope |
Believe in magic? | Only in the song |
Think you've done any? | more like miracles |
Let's hear a philosophical statement about the nature of reality: | Only exists because I believe it to |
And, you know I have to ask... is there a spoon? | bananaSPOOOOOOOOOOOON |
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? | a vacation |
Who would you want to be stranded on an island with? | Steven and a cell phone |
But why's the rum gone? | goddamn it, because we made too much bananas Foster |
Did you read a lot when you were a kid? | god yes. It's amazing I had any friends. |
And now? | not as much. |
Have you ever watched cheesy sci-fi shows like Farscape and Buffy? | nope |
Does reality TV not suck and make you feel ashamed of humanity? | I like Drawn Together |
Is Spongebob Squarepants the root of all evil? (yes, it is) | yes |
Are you a sheep or a goat? | BADGER |
Do you like broadway musicals? | yes |
If so, name a favorite: | Phantom of the Opera |
Like instrumental movie soundtracks? | yes |
Like indie movies? | some, if the have good sex scenes |
Have a favorite composer? | Rachmaninoff |
Favorite director? | nope |
Do you have a role model? | my grandparents |
Did you when you were younger? | see above |
What superhero did you always pretend to be as a kid? | She-Ra |
Favorite Disney movie? | Finding Nemo |
Don't you miss the Angry Beavers and old All That? They were awesome. | I love All That |
Would you name a nickle Phillip? | no |
Don't you hate rebellious lockers? | I have transcended lockers |
Did you have any mortal enemies in elementary school? | nope |
When, would you say, was the best time of your life? | The last two years of high school |
What are you looking forward to most in life? | getting out of college |
Do you find cheese amusing? | I love the cheese |
How do you express yourself? | by quacking |
Are you a fan of the movie Office Space? | no |
Do you watch anime? | no |
If so, purist or dubbie? | |
Rock on, purist people. | |
If you could have one superpower: | invisibility |
If you could be any animal: | a badger |
If you could change something in any book, movie or TV show: | more Good Eats |
What movie made you want your 7 bucks and 2 hours back? | that plane movie with the curse |
What movie scared the crap out of you? | Beastmaster |
Made you cry (even if you won't admit it)? | meh |
What movie do you love even though you know it's stupid? | Masters of the Universe |
Favorite Monty Python skit: | Every Sperm is Scared or the Ministry of Silly Walks |
Favorite poet: | Rosetti |
Favorite toy when you were a kid: | ...I have no idea |
Still have it? | I guess not |
Do you still dress up for Halloween? | yes |
Ever plan on stopping? I don't. | me neither |
Do you like cows? | no |
Goats? | Yes |
Ever had actual contact with the aforementioned animals? | ugh, yes |
If you could have any animal for a pet: | rats |
What embarrassing/amusing incident do your friends always love to bring up? | there are so many |
Do you blush? | I'm a redhead |
Hate public speaking? | nope |
Hate numbers? | yes |
Hate traitorous movie directors and authors? | meh |
Think the above question wasn't weird? If yes, gods bless you. | meh |
Do you think you were brainwashed as a little kid? | probably |
Do you agree with the religion you were brought up with? | I didn't get raised in a religion |
If not, do you plan on giving your children a choice in the matter? | yes |
What is your philosophy in life? | Breathe |
Consider yourself an optimist or a pessimist? | pessimist |
Do you frequently experience deja vu? | yes |
Because you've dreamed the future, or is it a glitch in the Matrix?! | dreamed it |
Agents! Run away, run away!! | Meh? |
Sorry. Anyway. What little-known band/singer would you recommend to anyone? | Genitorturers or Jarboe |
Do you watch amusing flash animations (Homestar, Weebl, Legendary Frog)? | yes |
Have a favorite animator? | Weebl |
What single event/person/thing has most changed your life? | |
What's your favorite Shakespeare play? | Midsummer's Night Dream |
The home stretch! Respond to the following: |
WTF mate? | cunt |
How are you gentlemen? | loverly |
Lo Bob. You have pie? | mm, pie. |
Moisture is the essence of wetness. | Moist sounds dirty. |
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? | Asian or European? |
Are you a ninja or a pirate? | ARRR! |
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