Doesn't make a lot of sense, does it?

My mom did that to my hair too. Then she would refer to it as a rats nest. I also have a mole that sticks up on my shoulder and she would always hit it with the brush and make it bleed. My aunt burned me with the curling iron because she told me that she wanted to talk to me about the dirty deed and I finally figured out that she meant sex and then I said sex and she jumped and burned me.