God, I suck

[devilgrrl]

WHO

Who was the first person you wanted to be like?:
My gramma

Who do you think raised you the most: your mom or dad?:
Mum.

Who have you not been completely honest with lately?:
The internetz.

Who is the last person in your family to die?:
Aunt Marilyn

Who do you think is the most attractive person you know?:
Shit. Me. Not really.

Who are you willing to die for?:
Badgers.

Who has a crush on you right now?:
I have no idea.

Who do you want to get to know more?:
My pie recipe that I am so putting off.

Who would star as you in the movie about your life?:
Thora Birch.

Who did you go to your senior prom with?:
Greg.

Who is the nicest person you've ever met?:
Sue.

Who taught you how to ride a bike?:
Steve. I suck.

Who has been annoying you lately?:
Steven's family.

Who do you regret ever knowing?:
My ex.

Who do you think will read this when you're done?:
Probably most of my flist.

WHAT

What's your bedroom's colour scheme?:
Cream.

What kind of ice do you prefer: cubed or crushed?:
Crushed.

What languages do you speak fluently?:
English, but I swear in several others.

What about you sets you apart from the crowd?:
Red hair?

What impact have you made, however big or small?:
None except for teaching Elliott useless words.

What is your favourite game show?:
Price Is Right.

What would you most likely go to jail for?:
Killing Steven's family.

What is the first thing you do when you get your paycheck cashed?:
Pay bills.

What are you most uncomfortable with about yourself?:
My fucking stupid boobs.

What's the first thing that you notice about someone?:
Eyes.

What celebrity do people tell you that you look like?:
No idea.

What is the first thing you do when you wake up?:
Bitch.

What's one thing people would never expect you to do?:
Get married.

What do you hope to accomplish in your lifetime?:
College, kids, travel, house.

WHEN

When did you lose your first tooth?:
I was pretty young.

When did you lose your virginity?:
95.

When is the last time you puked?:
Last Tuesday.

When do you want to get married?:
36 days

When do you think you'll die?:
In my 70s.

When is the appropriate time to bring up bad news?:
When I'm not listening.

When was the last time you visited a doctor?:
Today: eye doctor.

When is it the easiest for you to fall asleep?:
After taking ambien.

When do you usually wake up?:
5:50

When did you take Algebra 1 -- and pass?:
Freshman year.

When did you start learning about puberty?:
As a little kid.

When is your parents' anniversary?:
Jan 27th, but they're divorced.

When did you get tired of answering these questions?:
I haven't because when I stop, I have to make pie.

WHERE

Where were you when the first 9/11 attacks happened?:
Sleeping.

Where did you have your first kiss?:
5ish?

Where do you feel the most comfortable?:
On my couch or at my grandparents.

Where is the last place you found something you'd lost?:
Kitchen counter.

Where do you like to go for fun?:
No where. What is this fun you speak of?

Where would you take someone for a first date?:
Rock Bottom.

Where do you refuse to go?:
Camping.

Where do you keep the things you don't want people to find?:
Our safe.

Where is the party usually at?:
My house.

Where is the perfect place to get to know someone?:
Over coffee.

Where is the last place you broke up with someone?:
Over the phone

Where do you wish you lived?:
A house.

Where was your secret hiding spot as a kid?:
Didn't need one. I was a latchkey kid.

Where did or do you go to school?:
UMass.

Where are you going after this?:
Kitchen.

WHY

Why are you in the position that you're in?:
I blew off cooking to go shopping with pinkandsilver.

Why would you give someone five dollars?:
No.

Why aren't you out doing something else?:
It's 12:30 at night.

Why are gas prices so high?:
Bush sucks ass and is getting a cut.

Why is the sky blue?:
Because pigs don't fly.

Why do you think JFK was assassinated?:
I dunno, but it was today

Why would anyone go out of their way to please someone?:
They get their jollies off it.

Why are you on MySpace?:
Abject stupidity.

Why do or don't you like the current president?:
He's too much like my father.

Why do you cry at movies?:
I don't. I'm an emotionless whore.

Why would you fall in love with someone?:
Hormones make you go stupid so you won't kill the rival and will further the species.

Why do you talk the way you do?:
English minor mother.

Why are you single (or taken)?:
I give good head

Why are you happy to be done?:
Nah, but the onions need to be turned off.