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I don't have anything better to do. Obviously. There is nothing good on telly.

I definitely decided that Konditor Meister is back in my very limited good graces. The owner was very sweet and gracious and offered us a full refund for the cake frak up. We ended up actually talking to her for a good hour about non-cake related things and, even if my cake was a nightmare, I am very happy with the customer service end of things. The remainder may still be undelicious, but now I have happy thoughts to think.

I definitely went shopping with Steven and Nicki after at the Plaza. Officially, we were there for work pants, shoes, and dinner but we made a little trip to Aeropostale and the GAP and our lives ended. I bought new sweaters, boots, a couple shirts, and a really fab silver coat that was a terribly expensive $25. Steven officially picks out all my clothes because I am 5 and would have bought a coral coloured shirt otherwise. I am a fashion embarassment. Then I laid on beds in Sears and held a figleaf dish inappropriately. And there were puppies and chihuahua-sex, which was not so good. I now would like a chow chow. The Coach store? Smelt like a middle school bathroom. We did not stay. We then decided that beer is kind of like Cinnabons and went to the Rock Bottom to drink and watch boxing.

One of the boxers had fringe on his shorts. Fringe!

Haircut + pictures tomorrow. My hair looked more amazing today than it has in months because of that. If it looked as great as it did all the time, I wouldn't be cutting it. I would, but it's hair, so it doesn't know that. Maybe it does and that's why it picked today to look phenomenal. I redid my mani today as well: silver base and white tips. It looks pretty good if I do say so myself. My toes are purple now.

I have a doctor's appointment Monday. I am pretty sure I have an ear infection, since my ears were bleeding last night. I never got these as a kid. Why now? I need to get a better sleeping pill, too, because the 10mg Ambien don't cut it. I hate the tolerance for meds I have.

It's going to be so cold next week. Middle of the week is barely supposed to get into the low 30s. I wish the weather would make up its mind because I can't hack this up and down nonsense. Monday, it was 70. Today, 30s. Pick a season, New England (spring would be nice.)

Nicki bought the cutest bikini ever at Aeropostale. It looked a lot like the one I desperately want from Bravissimo, but stupid G cup boobs will not fit into an F. Let's see that magic happen. They have FFs, but only up to a 34 and I have wide ribs. Why would you randomly omit a cup size when you only have backs up to 36? WHY? I kind of want to buy a bikini for the summer. I've come to grips enough with my belly fat to wear one. Now, if I could only come to grips with my wide hips. I have to the point where I understand single digits will never happen again. Even at my thinnest, I was wearing a 9, so I can accept that. If I could drop one more size, I would be happy. Two would make me ecstatic, but that won't happen.

You know what will be awesome? When I get my reduction and can buy bikinis at places like Old Navy. I don't care if the scars show, I just want to not pay $80+ for a bathing suit. And have my boobs stop looking for navel-front property, as plunkybug says.

Ok, in honour of the haircut tomorrow, a couple pictures of me with Very Short Hair that I would love to have again, but would look terrible with and The Husband would die:

  

Interview

From Jane:

what makes you truly happy?
It's stupid, but geese. Seeing geese can make my day. If I'm having a shit day, I'll go feed them and things will be right with the world again.

Your favourite way to relax?
Orgasms. Also cures boredom.

Your favourite "get sexy" outfit?
My Blue Asphalt boots I've had since senior year. I could walk round naked except for them and feel amazing. I have a couple other pairs, but nothing makes me feel as great as those.

what do you want to do in the next ten years?
Have kids and buy a house.

how do you feel about bush's latest announcement about the Iraq war?
It's a bad idea. We don't belong in another country's civil war. Not to mention, history pretty much states that the Middle East will not get along, ever, so it's kind of like bailing the ocean out with a teacup. This isn't to say I don't support our troops, because they have an amazingly hard job that no one should ever have.

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