Lists of Doom!

Here's a partial list of things that I should be doing:

• Cleaning the bathroom instead of falling asleep on the couch
• Compiling a list of addresses for the wedding invites that are going out in about a month.
• Addressing said invites.
• Maintaining a more effective sobriety
• Knitting
• Not plotting Steven's death for vacuuming since he's the only one of us motivated enough to be cleaning
• Getting the groceries and Wal*Mart strata from the car.
• Wasting time on the interwebz
• Contemplating buying more books when I haven't even finished reading the ones I have.
• Rooting out songs I don't want on my MP3 player
• Not being bitter about things I can't control
• Paying bills

Here's what I'm actually doing:

• Reading ElJay
• Being half asleep on the couch, lazy, and halfway through some bastard rum cooler
• Listening to both Michael Buble and Steven sing Home
• Waiting for house guests.

I suck.