Dear Life Giving Interwebz -
Whhhhy must you refuse to stay connected? Would it be possible for you to actually connect to my preferred (read: the one I pay for) connection instead of literally every other connection in a 3 mile radius? And while I'm at it, please stop making my computer lag. I know I'm not doing anything productive, but dammit, LJ is important! I desperately need to know what everyone else did today and this is my last day of uninterrupted reading.
In return for your co-operation, I shall delay doing anything useful, such as picking out clothes for work tomorrow.
Thanks.