I fucking rock so much. I finally managed to install Gallery on our wedding website. Unfortunately, Gallery doesn't come with any instructions at all, so it took me an hour to do something that probably would have taken me like 10 if I a) had instructions and b) wasn't so damned sick. So now, I'm going to install it on DevilGrrl before I forget how to. Maybe that will actually convince me to update my own website more often.