Damn you, Weymouth water

Scrubbing Bubbles Toilet Wand vs. the Toiletbowl of Doom:

Scrubby Bubbles: 0
Toiletbowl of Doom: 2

I wish I could find the Clorox Bowl Replacement heads. I swear my toilet flushes on pond water. There was stuff growing in there. Yes, I clean it weekly and we have a block o' Clorox bleach toilet blue in the tank. Thank god we don't drink that shit.

I need to shower, touch up my hair, shave my legs, and clean the bathtub, but I so don't want to.