I like sitting on my bum a lot

There is nothing on TV except the damned  inaugeration today. You know, at least 49% of us didn't vote for him. We should get a choice whether we want to watch King George or regular daytime TV. Seriously, I pay $65 bucks a month for digital cable. They could really programme something in so I could have watched news or something. I'd even settle for soaps right now.

At least we got to listen to him babble semi-drunk. Did anyone else catch the part about "not so distingushed [guests]"? I swear, it was so like watching my father make a speech: "I wanna thank Barbara and Jenna for joining the campaign trail. It was like the camping trip I never took you girls on."

My personal favourite, however, is they keep interrupting it with little updates on an "unsubstantiated" terror threat in Boston. They're totally nonchalanant about it, even though Mitt the Shitt came back from DC way early and is staying around here. They keep emphasizing how not serious this is and how shady the details around it are. This makes me think it's pretty credible. Hello, reverse psychology? I've got idiots for you.

Oh, and bah to my organic broccoli that started to go back after less than a week. I want my pesticides. It keeps longer.