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Jul. 25th, 2004 01:27 pm1. Your full name:
Samantha Lea
2. Do you feel like your name fits you?
I guess so
3. Do you have an alter ego?
of course
4. Where were you born?
Rutland County Medical Centre
5. Where do you live? Right at this very moment?
Weymouth, in my living room
6. Do you like to travel?
yes
7. What is your birthday?
July 18th.
8. Do you have siblings?
none biological
9. Do you have pets?
Ugly the Fish
10. Which was the happiest year of your life?
1997 - 1999 were pretty good
11. How old do you wish you were?
21 sounds good
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself?
Thora Birch
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other?
He says he'd like Harrison Ford or Johnny Depp to play him
14. What would you like to be famous for?
Acting..?
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous?
either way
16. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause?
I actually don't care as long as it's not cancer
17. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause?
Spontaneous human combustion.. Though, for a while, it looked like it might be cancer.
18. How long do you plan on living?
no clue
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head?
can't remember
20. Sing any commercial jingle.
All I can think of is the theme to the Tour de France
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table?
Neon
22. Sunrise or sunset?
Sunset
23. Introvert or extrovert?
Intro
24. Creation or evolution?
de-evolution
25. Action or reaction?
cause is best
26. Unity or individuality?
Individuality
27. Hugs or drugs?
Hug
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
mineral
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle?
creamcicle
30. Fight or flight?
fuck ^_^
31. Who is your favorite historical figure?
Napoleon or Hannibal
32. Which historical figure could we have done without?
George Bush the Younger
33. What happened in the last dream you remember?
Something involving Marlon Brando
34. Do nice guys really finish last?
It's nice to let your partner cum first
35. What are your favorite boys’ names?
Meh
36. What are your favorite girls’ names?
Meh
37. Open or closed?
open
38. White bread or wheat bread?
wheat
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away?
of course
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out?
one of the crappy gifts that I didn't want
41.What do you want to be when you grow up?
alive
42. What were your favorite childhood toys?
uhm.. I think I liked My Little Ponies
43. What was your first pet?
Shane, samoyed
44. What annoys you?
There's way too much to list on here
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old Batman TV show?
POW!
46. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
heh
47. The glass... half empty or half full?
of what medium?
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities.........
no problems here
49. Mc Donald’s Happy Meals..........
Cheaper and less fattening than the regular ones
50. Reality shows..........
nah..
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms?
worms
52. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
deep sea dive
53. Paper or plastic?
we get both
54. What position do you sleep in?
lately, on my left side
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed?
usually on whatever Steven's side of the bed is
56. Sweet or sour?
chicken
57. What was your favorite after school special?
We didn't have TV until I was like 8
58.What is your favorite word?
cunt
59. Beach or mountains?
beach
60. Mounds or almond joy?
Almond Joy
61. Do YOU feel like a nut?
yes
62. To give or to receive?
give
63. Chocolate or caramel?
both
64. Do you have any nicknames?
Badger
65. What does your name mean?
She who listens; by the river
66. Have you ever fainted?
yes
67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher?
nope
68.What was the last thing you ate?
having ravioli now
69.Do you have any bad habits?
a shitload. Swearing's one of them
70. What was your most happy memory?
Paris was pretty good
71. What was your most unhappy memory?
I have a lot
72. If you could visit any time period, what would it be?
La Belle Epoque
73.What would Jesus do?
Have lots of sex.. "Hey baby, wanna see what it's like with the son of god?"
74. Make up a word and define it.
meh = I really don't care; can also be used to express confusion or aggravation
75.Favourite Kool-Aid flavor?
cherry
76. Favorite pick-up line?
Hi
77. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll?
An alien.
78. What did you like to make believe as a child?
Evidently, that if I was out too late, skunks would eat me
79. Did you have an imaginary friend?
nope
80. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion?
castle
82. Do it fast or do it right?
Both!
83.What was the last book you read?
Tour de France Companion, now reading Very Special People
84.Have you ever had surgery?
yes
85. Random fact about you.
I have precancerous tumors in my lung
86. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
I rinse down first before anything
87. What is your favorite cereal?
bran flakes
88. could learn any foreign language, what would it be?
I like to improve my french and german and learn japanese
89. If you had the choice to live forever, would you?
as long as I could be young
90. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you?
yes
Word Association
91. Grey...
goose
92. Human...
trash
93. Fruit loop...
fridge
94. Glove...
aquittal
95 Plum...
choice
96. Race...
France
97. Heart...
Attack
98. Parasite...
fetus
99. Light...
morning
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate?
Yes
101. Ghosts?
Yes
102. God?
kind of
103. Big foot?
They wouldn't make shoes over size 13 if it didn't exist
104. Soul mates?
I guess
105.Aliens?
Little green men, no. Other life on other planets, yes
106.Angels?
meh
107. Loch ness monster?
meh
108. Heaven and hell?
meh
109. The Zodiac?
yes
110. Love at first sight?
not really
111. Karma?
yes
112.Vampires?
meh
113. If you had any super power, what would it be?
mind reading
114. Would you use your power for good or evil?
depends on who paid better
115. Name something nostalgic.
polka dots
116. What are your turn-ons in the opposite sex?
sense of humour, eyes, hands
117. What are your turn-offs in the opposite sex?
Stupidity
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you by a non-family member?
meh
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to?
Velma
120. What is the worst trend of the present time?
there are so many...
121. Beer or wine?
wine
122. What’s a show you’d like to have cancelled?
Most of the reality ones
123. You can’t sleep. What do you do?
watch telly or read
124. Do you wear jewelry?
yes
125. What is your favorite smell?
fresh lilacs
126. What was the best decade of the past century?
haha, 80s
127. Which is your favorite month of the year?
July is nice
128. Do you smoke?
nope
129. Do you drink?
yes
130. What is your favorite subject in school?
english
131. What is your worst subject in school?
maths
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be?
smell
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch?
groin. crotch is such an awful sounding word.
134. Do you truly know who you are?
sometimes
135. Are you superstitious?
yes
136. Are you sentimental?
not really
137. How many times a day do you eat?
I nibble throughout the day
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person?
Details
139. What is your favorite pie?
Squash Chiffon
140. Have you ever been close to death?
I put my head through a windshield..?
141. Do you like roller coasters?
yes
142. Apples or oranges?
both
143. Are you hyperactive?
nah
144. Do you talk in your sleep?
I guess so
145. What is your favorite holiday?
You and Steven, Laura. I like Halloween.
146. Do you go to church?
oh. yea.
147. At what age do you think you will be married?
meh
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be?
We talked about starting a hat store, but we are broke
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
Uhm.. Ben, I think.
150. What is your weakness?
HK
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?
Can't think of one
152. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Rocky Road
153. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Burnt hot dogs
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs?
yes
155. Is lying sometimes necessary?
yes
156. Bubbleyum or Bubblicious?
either as long as they're sugarless
157. What is your favorite curse word?
cunt
158. Do you have any birthmarks?
a few
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be?
Hmm. Hawaii sounds nice
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I'd like to go back to France
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality?
not really
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher?
Mrs. Blow. She ended up getting a brain tumor, along with like three other people in the town I grew up in.
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
yes
165. How tall are you?
5'3"
166. How tall would you like to be?
5'7" or 5'8"
167. Your current mood:
I'm up.
168. Do you dress up for Halloween?
YES!
169. Have you ever been in a car accident?
a bunch
170. What is your favorite lucky charm?
I don't think I have one
171. What color of underwear are you wearing?
They say "New! Improved!"
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you?
I prefer older
173. Do your ex’s look alike?
not really
174. Do your ex’s act alike?
a lot of them, yes.. But I think assholes generally act similar
175. Have you ever been in love?
yes
176. What is your favorite kids movie?
The Lion King is good
177. Have you ever hallucinated?
yes
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex?
Their lifting ability
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex?
Stupidity
180. Have you ever been on a blind date?
yes
181. Would you want to be cloned?
Why not.
182. Have you ever peed in public?
yep
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
Pessimist
184. How did you find out that there was no Santa Clause?
I knew from like 4 on, but I pretended there was one because I thought my parents believed
185. Pancakes or waffles?
both
186. Are you on a diet?
A see food diet
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
Light refraction *nod*
188. Do you always want what you can’t have?
frequently.. sometimes it works out, though.
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on?
not sure
190. Have you ever been arrested?
nope
191. Can you cook?
nope
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out?
nope
193. Do you have any allergies?
a ton
194. Ketchup or catsup?
Ketchup
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life?
42
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep?
setting the sleep timer
197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil?
evil's a lot more fun
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it?
a badgerbadgerbadger
199.What does your power animal say to you?
(insert badger noise)
200. End this survey with a quote:
"I thought it said Juicy Steak, not Quick Step."
Samantha Lea
2. Do you feel like your name fits you?
I guess so
3. Do you have an alter ego?
of course
4. Where were you born?
Rutland County Medical Centre
5. Where do you live? Right at this very moment?
Weymouth, in my living room
6. Do you like to travel?
yes
7. What is your birthday?
July 18th.
8. Do you have siblings?
none biological
9. Do you have pets?
Ugly the Fish
10. Which was the happiest year of your life?
1997 - 1999 were pretty good
11. How old do you wish you were?
21 sounds good
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself?
Thora Birch
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other?
He says he'd like Harrison Ford or Johnny Depp to play him
14. What would you like to be famous for?
Acting..?
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous?
either way
16. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause?
I actually don't care as long as it's not cancer
17. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause?
Spontaneous human combustion.. Though, for a while, it looked like it might be cancer.
18. How long do you plan on living?
no clue
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head?
can't remember
20. Sing any commercial jingle.
All I can think of is the theme to the Tour de France
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table?
Neon
22. Sunrise or sunset?
Sunset
23. Introvert or extrovert?
Intro
24. Creation or evolution?
de-evolution
25. Action or reaction?
cause is best
26. Unity or individuality?
Individuality
27. Hugs or drugs?
Hug
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
mineral
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle?
creamcicle
30. Fight or flight?
fuck ^_^
31. Who is your favorite historical figure?
Napoleon or Hannibal
32. Which historical figure could we have done without?
George Bush the Younger
33. What happened in the last dream you remember?
Something involving Marlon Brando
34. Do nice guys really finish last?
It's nice to let your partner cum first
35. What are your favorite boys’ names?
Meh
36. What are your favorite girls’ names?
Meh
37. Open or closed?
open
38. White bread or wheat bread?
wheat
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away?
of course
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out?
one of the crappy gifts that I didn't want
41.What do you want to be when you grow up?
alive
42. What were your favorite childhood toys?
uhm.. I think I liked My Little Ponies
43. What was your first pet?
Shane, samoyed
44. What annoys you?
There's way too much to list on here
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old Batman TV show?
POW!
46. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
heh
47. The glass... half empty or half full?
of what medium?
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities.........
no problems here
49. Mc Donald’s Happy Meals..........
Cheaper and less fattening than the regular ones
50. Reality shows..........
nah..
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms?
worms
52. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
deep sea dive
53. Paper or plastic?
we get both
54. What position do you sleep in?
lately, on my left side
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed?
usually on whatever Steven's side of the bed is
56. Sweet or sour?
chicken
57. What was your favorite after school special?
We didn't have TV until I was like 8
58.What is your favorite word?
cunt
59. Beach or mountains?
beach
60. Mounds or almond joy?
Almond Joy
61. Do YOU feel like a nut?
yes
62. To give or to receive?
give
63. Chocolate or caramel?
both
64. Do you have any nicknames?
Badger
65. What does your name mean?
She who listens; by the river
66. Have you ever fainted?
yes
67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher?
nope
68.What was the last thing you ate?
having ravioli now
69.Do you have any bad habits?
a shitload. Swearing's one of them
70. What was your most happy memory?
Paris was pretty good
71. What was your most unhappy memory?
I have a lot
72. If you could visit any time period, what would it be?
La Belle Epoque
73.What would Jesus do?
Have lots of sex.. "Hey baby, wanna see what it's like with the son of god?"
74. Make up a word and define it.
meh = I really don't care; can also be used to express confusion or aggravation
75.Favourite Kool-Aid flavor?
cherry
76. Favorite pick-up line?
Hi
77. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll?
An alien.
78. What did you like to make believe as a child?
Evidently, that if I was out too late, skunks would eat me
79. Did you have an imaginary friend?
nope
80. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion?
castle
82. Do it fast or do it right?
Both!
83.What was the last book you read?
Tour de France Companion, now reading Very Special People
84.Have you ever had surgery?
yes
85. Random fact about you.
I have precancerous tumors in my lung
86. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
I rinse down first before anything
87. What is your favorite cereal?
bran flakes
88. could learn any foreign language, what would it be?
I like to improve my french and german and learn japanese
89. If you had the choice to live forever, would you?
as long as I could be young
90. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you?
yes
Word Association
91. Grey...
goose
92. Human...
trash
93. Fruit loop...
fridge
94. Glove...
aquittal
95 Plum...
choice
96. Race...
France
97. Heart...
Attack
98. Parasite...
fetus
99. Light...
morning
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate?
Yes
101. Ghosts?
Yes
102. God?
kind of
103. Big foot?
They wouldn't make shoes over size 13 if it didn't exist
104. Soul mates?
I guess
105.Aliens?
Little green men, no. Other life on other planets, yes
106.Angels?
meh
107. Loch ness monster?
meh
108. Heaven and hell?
meh
109. The Zodiac?
yes
110. Love at first sight?
not really
111. Karma?
yes
112.Vampires?
meh
113. If you had any super power, what would it be?
mind reading
114. Would you use your power for good or evil?
depends on who paid better
115. Name something nostalgic.
polka dots
116. What are your turn-ons in the opposite sex?
sense of humour, eyes, hands
117. What are your turn-offs in the opposite sex?
Stupidity
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you by a non-family member?
meh
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to?
Velma
120. What is the worst trend of the present time?
there are so many...
121. Beer or wine?
wine
122. What’s a show you’d like to have cancelled?
Most of the reality ones
123. You can’t sleep. What do you do?
watch telly or read
124. Do you wear jewelry?
yes
125. What is your favorite smell?
fresh lilacs
126. What was the best decade of the past century?
haha, 80s
127. Which is your favorite month of the year?
July is nice
128. Do you smoke?
nope
129. Do you drink?
yes
130. What is your favorite subject in school?
english
131. What is your worst subject in school?
maths
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be?
smell
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch?
groin. crotch is such an awful sounding word.
134. Do you truly know who you are?
sometimes
135. Are you superstitious?
yes
136. Are you sentimental?
not really
137. How many times a day do you eat?
I nibble throughout the day
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person?
Details
139. What is your favorite pie?
Squash Chiffon
140. Have you ever been close to death?
I put my head through a windshield..?
141. Do you like roller coasters?
yes
142. Apples or oranges?
both
143. Are you hyperactive?
nah
144. Do you talk in your sleep?
I guess so
145. What is your favorite holiday?
You and Steven, Laura. I like Halloween.
146. Do you go to church?
oh. yea.
147. At what age do you think you will be married?
meh
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be?
We talked about starting a hat store, but we are broke
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
Uhm.. Ben, I think.
150. What is your weakness?
HK
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?
Can't think of one
152. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Rocky Road
153. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Burnt hot dogs
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs?
yes
155. Is lying sometimes necessary?
yes
156. Bubbleyum or Bubblicious?
either as long as they're sugarless
157. What is your favorite curse word?
cunt
158. Do you have any birthmarks?
a few
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be?
Hmm. Hawaii sounds nice
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I'd like to go back to France
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality?
not really
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher?
Mrs. Blow. She ended up getting a brain tumor, along with like three other people in the town I grew up in.
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
yes
165. How tall are you?
5'3"
166. How tall would you like to be?
5'7" or 5'8"
167. Your current mood:
I'm up.
168. Do you dress up for Halloween?
YES!
169. Have you ever been in a car accident?
a bunch
170. What is your favorite lucky charm?
I don't think I have one
171. What color of underwear are you wearing?
They say "New! Improved!"
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you?
I prefer older
173. Do your ex’s look alike?
not really
174. Do your ex’s act alike?
a lot of them, yes.. But I think assholes generally act similar
175. Have you ever been in love?
yes
176. What is your favorite kids movie?
The Lion King is good
177. Have you ever hallucinated?
yes
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex?
Their lifting ability
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex?
Stupidity
180. Have you ever been on a blind date?
yes
181. Would you want to be cloned?
Why not.
182. Have you ever peed in public?
yep
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
Pessimist
184. How did you find out that there was no Santa Clause?
I knew from like 4 on, but I pretended there was one because I thought my parents believed
185. Pancakes or waffles?
both
186. Are you on a diet?
A see food diet
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
Light refraction *nod*
188. Do you always want what you can’t have?
frequently.. sometimes it works out, though.
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on?
not sure
190. Have you ever been arrested?
nope
191. Can you cook?
nope
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out?
nope
193. Do you have any allergies?
a ton
194. Ketchup or catsup?
Ketchup
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life?
42
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep?
setting the sleep timer
197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil?
evil's a lot more fun
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it?
a badgerbadgerbadger
199.What does your power animal say to you?
(insert badger noise)
200. End this survey with a quote:
"I thought it said Juicy Steak, not Quick Step."