![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
The Samantha Fund
Jun. 13th, 2001 12:56 amI really need to stop drinking coffee. I feel so sick right now. This also may have something to do with the fact that all I've eaten all day is a fluffernutter and a candy bar. But, regardless, I have that full, burning, greasy feeling, like you get after you eat too many overfried things. I sort of want to eat something, but I also don't want to throw up. I really feel like I might.
I love Pepto Bismol. It gives me a new lease on feeling human. I go through nearly a bottle a week now. I really should do something about this. The last time I got this sick, I lost nearly 30 pounds in under two months.
I'm telling you, all these little girl who want to be supermodel thin, should drink too much one night, vomit up their stomach lining, develop an ulcer, and then a raging stomach infection. It's better than anorexia, with the perks of bulima (constant vomiting, etc.) thrown in.
For those of you who missed the above, that is called sarcasm. I don't think eating disorders (or my stomach infection, for that matter) are funny. Nor do I think they are a good way to lose weight. I would seriously rather remain at my current weight than get sick again, like my stomach is gearing up to do again.
You know, I used to hate The Drew Carey Show, but I'm watching it now and finding it funny. I guess your tastes really do change as you grow up. I, however, still vehemently hate Seinfeld.
Mm, I feel slightly better now that I've eaten a little something else. I still feel really spacey, though. I don't know, maybe I'm just overtired and stressed out. I need to start sleeping more and to have less stress in my life.
I want new glasses and a new piercing. If anyone is interested sending me money for either of these things, email me and I will tell you where to send it. I will be accepting cheques, money orders, and well concealed cash.
I'm really not kidding.. I need money, now that I am unemployed. I could be a tax right off or something. Y'know, the Samantha Fund, kind of like the Jimmy Fund, but better.
I remember, once, I wished that my life would never be dull. I sadly got my wish.
I love Pepto Bismol. It gives me a new lease on feeling human. I go through nearly a bottle a week now. I really should do something about this. The last time I got this sick, I lost nearly 30 pounds in under two months.
I'm telling you, all these little girl who want to be supermodel thin, should drink too much one night, vomit up their stomach lining, develop an ulcer, and then a raging stomach infection. It's better than anorexia, with the perks of bulima (constant vomiting, etc.) thrown in.
For those of you who missed the above, that is called sarcasm. I don't think eating disorders (or my stomach infection, for that matter) are funny. Nor do I think they are a good way to lose weight. I would seriously rather remain at my current weight than get sick again, like my stomach is gearing up to do again.
You know, I used to hate The Drew Carey Show, but I'm watching it now and finding it funny. I guess your tastes really do change as you grow up. I, however, still vehemently hate Seinfeld.
Mm, I feel slightly better now that I've eaten a little something else. I still feel really spacey, though. I don't know, maybe I'm just overtired and stressed out. I need to start sleeping more and to have less stress in my life.
I want new glasses and a new piercing. If anyone is interested sending me money for either of these things, email me and I will tell you where to send it. I will be accepting cheques, money orders, and well concealed cash.
I'm really not kidding.. I need money, now that I am unemployed. I could be a tax right off or something. Y'know, the Samantha Fund, kind of like the Jimmy Fund, but better.
I remember, once, I wished that my life would never be dull. I sadly got my wish.