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[devilgrrl]

1. My ex: is completely batshit insane, violent, and a pathological liar.

2. I am listening to: the German national anthem.

3. Maybe I should: take a shower.

4. I love: week-ends.

5. My best friends: are people I can count on.

6. I don't understand: fucking MediaWiki.

7. I lost: my mind sometime yesterday.

8. I'm tired of: drama.

9. The meaning of my screen name is: I like devil girls.

10. Love is: a warm badger.

11. Somewhere, somebody: having bum sex.

12. I will always: broke.

13. Forever seems: like how much time there is until my stupid wedding.

14. My cell phone: in the kitchen or my bag and I should hang it up.

15. When I woke up this morning: I couldn't breathe.

16. I get annoyed when at: pretty much everything.

17. Kisses are the best: when filled with almonds.

18. Today I: would like to buy a pair of capris.

19. Tonight I am: sitting around, watching TV and doing nothing.

20. Tomorrow I will: be shopping for Judaica objects.

21. I really want: to lose weight in the next 6 months so everyone will shut the fuck up about being a fat bride.

22. People say I am: cranky.