Damn you, fridge
Jun. 23rd, 2005 01:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
devilgrrlI went to get a Snapple out of the fridge. I was thirsty and, well, Snapple is tasty stuff. Evidently, though, god wished to punish me for either the Snapple craving or teasing a friend of ours about his "unnatural fondness for altar boys" (he is joining the priesthood) and trying to call in sick, when one is not.
My fridge seems to have imploded upon itself. There was whitish-yellow liquid dripped onto the orange juice container and a massive amount pooled underneath.
It smelled like eggnog. My fridge evidently eats seasonal beverages and stores them until the worst possible time it can find as punishment.
The worst part? I can't figure out where it came from. There is no identifiable source. This is what leads me to think act of God. I spent the last 15 minutes cleaning up the Divine Eggnog with paper towels and bleach wipes.
Not my night.
My fridge seems to have imploded upon itself. There was whitish-yellow liquid dripped onto the orange juice container and a massive amount pooled underneath.
It smelled like eggnog. My fridge evidently eats seasonal beverages and stores them until the worst possible time it can find as punishment.
The worst part? I can't figure out where it came from. There is no identifiable source. This is what leads me to think act of God. I spent the last 15 minutes cleaning up the Divine Eggnog with paper towels and bleach wipes.
Not my night.