Swiped from Laura
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devilgrrl01. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
Pfft, I wish I could remember their first name.
02. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
VS cotton bikinis, blue/grey/purple striped (I'm actually wearing the exact same underwear as Laura)
03. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
The Requiem Mass
04. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action?
I'm refusing temptation to put the number of someone I don't like on here.
05. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Jesus, I don't know. Something really good.
06. Beatles or Stones?
No
07. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Only one?
08. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Wine
09. What is the thing most important to you about the prefered sex?
They act like a human and not a feces throwing monkey like my ex.
10. What are your plans for the future?
I'm thinking of a nap.
11. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Invisibility would be cool.
12. Where did question 12 go?
Meh?
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
about three glasses of wine
14. Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
According to my father who worked on it, he really is under the endzone in Giants Stadium
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Dark
16. If you had to be blind or deaf?
deaf
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Probably
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Laura- I'll be your rehabbed sibling
19. Least favorite month?
January
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
Go for low blows. I'm good at that.
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Snow White. I peed on my mom because the witch scared me.
22. Favorite person in the whole world?
You. That's right. You.
23. When's the last time you went on a date?
I'm practically married. We never go on dates.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Mm, porno....
25. Fall or spring?
Spring
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
There isn't so much a "person" as "people"
27. Which is your favourite anime?
There isn't..?
28. What person of the same sex would you do it with?
Definitely Laura ~.^
29. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Near the ocean
30. Who is the person you can count on most?
Probably Steven, unless he's in a bout of testosterone poisoning.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
Replace "date" with "fuck" and I'll go with Thora Birch
32. What books have you pretended you've read?
I pretend I haven't read certain books.
33. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Lacking money.
34. Favorite drinking game?
The Iron Chef Drinking Game.
35. What did you dream last night?
I was trying to find both a place to board my shark as well as park my mom's car so Steven and I could go to the theatre. It had to be cheap too. And then, I took a rinse in a brook which made my eye sight perfect.
36. Favorite vices?
Sex, cursing.
37. What is the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
meh...
Pfft, I wish I could remember their first name.
02. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
VS cotton bikinis, blue/grey/purple striped (I'm actually wearing the exact same underwear as Laura)
03. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
The Requiem Mass
04. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action?
I'm refusing temptation to put the number of someone I don't like on here.
05. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Jesus, I don't know. Something really good.
06. Beatles or Stones?
No
07. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Only one?
08. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Wine
09. What is the thing most important to you about the prefered sex?
They act like a human and not a feces throwing monkey like my ex.
10. What are your plans for the future?
I'm thinking of a nap.
11. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Invisibility would be cool.
12. Where did question 12 go?
Meh?
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
about three glasses of wine
14. Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
According to my father who worked on it, he really is under the endzone in Giants Stadium
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Dark
16. If you had to be blind or deaf?
deaf
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Probably
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Laura- I'll be your rehabbed sibling
19. Least favorite month?
January
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
Go for low blows. I'm good at that.
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Snow White. I peed on my mom because the witch scared me.
22. Favorite person in the whole world?
You. That's right. You.
23. When's the last time you went on a date?
I'm practically married. We never go on dates.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Mm, porno....
25. Fall or spring?
Spring
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
There isn't so much a "person" as "people"
27. Which is your favourite anime?
There isn't..?
28. What person of the same sex would you do it with?
Definitely Laura ~.^
29. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Near the ocean
30. Who is the person you can count on most?
Probably Steven, unless he's in a bout of testosterone poisoning.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
Replace "date" with "fuck" and I'll go with Thora Birch
32. What books have you pretended you've read?
I pretend I haven't read certain books.
33. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Lacking money.
34. Favorite drinking game?
The Iron Chef Drinking Game.
35. What did you dream last night?
I was trying to find both a place to board my shark as well as park my mom's car so Steven and I could go to the theatre. It had to be cheap too. And then, I took a rinse in a brook which made my eye sight perfect.
36. Favorite vices?
Sex, cursing.
37. What is the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
meh...