devilgrrl | I <3 me some yoinked surveys (Reply)

If I were a month I would be:-- May
If I were a day of the week I would be:-- Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be:-- 7:30pm
If I were a planet I would be:-- Uranus, ha ha ha. *cough* Seriously, Neptune because it's purty
If I were a sea creature I would be:-- a shark
If I were a direction I would be:-- Curves Ahead?
If I were a piece of furniture I would be:-- an ottoman. It's the first thing that popped into my head. The second was one of those vibrating recliners.
If I were a tree I would be:-- Hydrangrea
If I were a flower I would be:-- wisteria
If I were a kind of weather I would be:-- beach weather-- perfect sunny, with warm waters.
If I were a musical instrument I would be:-- oboe
If I were an animal I would be:-- house cat, but Steven would say Badger
If I were a color I would be:-- ocean blue or violet
If I were a fruit I would be:-- cantaloupe or however the fuck you spell it
If I were a sound I would be:-- knuckles cracking
If I were an element I would be:-- xenon
If I were a car I would be:-- my Honda and a stickshift
If I were a song I would be:-- Something by Synaethesia
If I were a movie I would be directed by:-- Kubrick
If I were a book I would be written by:-- meh...
If I were a food I would be:-- yams
If I were a place I would be:-- New England (yay, mood swings)
If I were a material I would be:-- fleece
If I were a taste I would be:-- kettle corn
If I were a scent I would be:-- Chanel 5
If I were a religion, I would be:-- God (I'm going to stay with this one, too)
If I were a word I would be:-- cunt or blaspheme
If I were an object I would be:-- a router
If I were a body part I would be:-- Boobies
If I were a facial expression I would be:-- tired
If I were a cartoon character I would be:-- Stitch
If I were a shape I would be a:-- nonagon
If I were a number I would be:-- 13

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Samantha
2. Mantha
3. Badger

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. MsStarbuck
2. oh nuffin
3. pixel tart

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my eyes
2. my mouth
3. my calves

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. all the flabby bits
2. that effing knee
3. my currently unpleasant uterus

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Czech
2. Romanian
3. Hungarian

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. People's need to drive like assholes
2. Why my bras cost so much
3. What Steven is doing in the kitchen

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. The weak dollar
2. Not losing weight faster
3. Needing a new bathing suit

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Needles
3. Laura-- my first thought was that you meant when you got moo cow.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. A good bra
2. Internet
3. 1/2 an hour of knitting

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Pink and orange striped socks
2. striped knickers
3. snowflake PJs

THREE THINGS ON YOUR DESK:
1. Two glasses of water
2. painkillers for el knee
3. 8 empty cans and a Chocolate Fudge lippie

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Bah
2. Fuck
3. Cunt

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Synaethesia
2. Underworld
3. The Orb

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1.
2.
3.

THREE PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Steven
2. Laura, via the net
3. Mum

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS:
1. They're non judgemental
2. Laura is the coolest person on the face of the earth and I would have been battier without talking to her online
3. They're not pincushions

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. He was an asshole
2. He fucked up my credit
3. He hit me. A lot.

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Sex
2. Good conversation
3. Generally liking each other

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Sense of humor
2. Not being mind-numbingly stupid
3. I can't think of anything else that isn't dirty

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Boobies
2. Tattoos :)
3. Um, lack of bitchiness is good

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Use latex condoms
2. Ride a bike
3. See without my glasses

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Sex
3. Knitting

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Sex, but I always want that
2. To have good credit
3. To own our own home and not be in an apartment.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Teacher
2. Freelance writer
3. Professional pervert-- I mean sex educator.

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Antartica for our honeymoon
2. Europe
3. Japan

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Own my/our own house
2. Live comforatably
3. Get married

So, here's an update on the never-ending bleed. My PCP told me to just skip placebos until I can get an appointment with an OBGYN. The newish nurse there is awesome. She was totally empathising about the junior high moment I had this morning when I bled through. I was so pissed about that. She was also amused about my minor tirade about pelvics and how I might as well wait because I'll just have to have one done at the gyno. I'm actually looking forward to not having my period for at least a month or two, after the last hellish ones.

I'm having more trouble with Bridgewater, but I don't want to get into that now because it'll just upset me again. Surfice to say, though, I am losing a full semester, my financial aid, and will end up working this summer. Better yet, I need to meet with my advisor before the middle of March so I can register. I'm having goddamn surgery the 8th, I'm not allowed to drive, and the stupid advisor all but refused to meet me outside of her third floor-no elevator office. Bah.

I suppose it's better, since Steven has not had a permanent job and therefore we will be broke as hell over the summer, but I want to get out of college and get on with my life.

I honestly am thinking about transferring for next year if I can't get things straightened out within the next week. And that reminds me, I need to do my FAFSA ASAP. I'll get that hooey done tomorrow.

I need to go to sleep, but I'm not tired now. I was earlier.