Cat Beasts

[devilgrrl]

Proof that I do not have cats, I have feral raccoons. Here is Fattus, inspecting an empty popcorn back for potential noms.

Comments

[stellalunatic.livejournal.com]

omg, that stuff (Popcorn Indiana Kettle Corn, yes?) must be cat crack, because my cats kept trying to get into a bag of it that we had on the table.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

It's people crack, too. I love that stuff.

Goddammit has no interest in it, whatsoever. Now, a paper bag would be a totally different story, but she sat and watched Fattus jam her head in there with a look of total contempt.

Because, you know, she's so dignified herself…

[djarum99.livejournal.com]

Salty goodness!

Beauregard loves french fries, and they only appear in my living room once in a blue moon. Apparently, that makes them really special. Worth risking kitteh banishment, and the dreaded rolled up magazine.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

Or the Spray Bottle of Attitude Readjustment!

Fattus will eat essentially anything that is dropped on the floor. She one managed to wrench a whole chicken leg bone from the trash and take off with it before we could chase her down. It hasn't been seen since and I've looked!

[papayarain.livejournal.com]

Okay. Now I know why your cat is fat. :)

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ha, most likely. My grandfather, we found out, had been feeding them sausage all the time, too.

[ragdollgirl.livejournal.com]

ya know....fattus is just going through somethin' right now...she'll chill out in a bit....but the pic of her ass sticking out of that popcorn bag is too much for me...made me laugh so loud my cat woke up lol.....

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

Is that not the best picture ever? There was nothing in the bag, either.

[ccjohn.livejournal.com]

I like cats rootling around in boxes and bags for food. Cats are intrepid!

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

Intrepid is a nice way to put it. I prefer spoilt :)

[ccjohn.livejournal.com]

ahh, yez letting 'em at the Bugles, are ye? Popcorn I actually could see because I can't believe a cat would eat that. But my cat turned down goddamn SALMON whereupon I told him he was a dumbass.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

Mine will eat basically anything that falls on the floor. Goddammit was convinced that she could catch and eat children playing baseball IF ONLY IT WEREN'T FOR THAT WINDOW!