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Dear My Knee:
It is damn near 60* outside, it is sunny, and there are lovely light breezes. Yet, here I am, sitting on my ass on the couch with the windows open. Perhaps you can explain this to me.
I have not worn heels recently, I have worn decent shoes while walking, and I am not doing leg presses or, oh, I don't know, squats or something equally bad. It is Warm! and Sunny!, so there is no chance of incoming weather. I haven't been jogging. In short, I have done nothing that could even be vaguely construed as taxing. It has been years since the surgery to fix you.
In light of this, why have you decided to be tweaky? I was sitting (at a desk, for Christ's sake) and you were randomly hurting like I'd hiked miles in stilettos. You twinged the whole drive home. You went out in the goddamn shower. Pardon my bluntness, but what the frak is this?
I am hereby putting you on notice. Straighten up and fly right. It will be beauitful this week-end and I want to be out. I want to be doing my yoga tomorrow. No more messing around, buddy. You're replaceable.
It is damn near 60* outside, it is sunny, and there are lovely light breezes. Yet, here I am, sitting on my ass on the couch with the windows open. Perhaps you can explain this to me.
I have not worn heels recently, I have worn decent shoes while walking, and I am not doing leg presses or, oh, I don't know, squats or something equally bad. It is Warm! and Sunny!, so there is no chance of incoming weather. I haven't been jogging. In short, I have done nothing that could even be vaguely construed as taxing. It has been years since the surgery to fix you.
In light of this, why have you decided to be tweaky? I was sitting (at a desk, for Christ's sake) and you were randomly hurting like I'd hiked miles in stilettos. You twinged the whole drive home. You went out in the goddamn shower. Pardon my bluntness, but what the frak is this?
I am hereby putting you on notice. Straighten up and fly right. It will be beauitful this week-end and I want to be out. I want to be doing my yoga tomorrow. No more messing around, buddy. You're replaceable.
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