Stupid birds

[devilgrrl]

Dear blue jays:

First order of business, you are neither seagulls nor woodpeckers. Stop holding seeds with your feet and cracking them on my railing. I can hear you through the closed door. Must you be so loud?

Secondly, and this ties in with being loud, please stop attemping loud sex on my porch. It's annoying to me and it's not doing much for her, either, considering your subsequent rejection. Seriously, try another tactic.

~The not impressed home owner

Comments

[papayarain.livejournal.com]

... Uh... Sex on porch what?

[anxiouslobster.livejournal.com]

Blue jays is so sexy!

[nyhamsterhouse.livejournal.com]

When I college, we once had to stop in the middle of a final and move our ten person class to another room, because the pigeons were having such loud sex on the top of the air conditioner that we couldn't concentrate.

Which makes me think, exactly how good is bird sex? Are we totally missing out? Or are they just being loud cause otherwise it's not that interesting?

Hmm.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

My stupid loud, exhibitionist birds..

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

This one had no mojo.

[devilgrrl.livejournal.com]

I think they're faking.

[0sweetie-pie0.livejournal.com]

blue jay sex...hmm..