I'm going to hell.

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Someday, I will have lots of updates. Until then, be amused by my lack of actual writing.

Gerard: just about, but isnt that a traditional philapina wedding, you invite everyone you know
StarrxMexKitten: you do that with catholic weddings, too
Gerard: yeah but we cut costs by serving cheap food
StarrxMexKitten: haha, so true! or finding the cheapest hall humanly possible
Gerard: yeah a warehouse on the waterfront, no heat or AC
StarrxMexKitten: oh!!! a k of c!
Gerard: lol
StarrxMexKitten: preferably were only a 1/3 of your guest can comfortably fit
Gerard: the rest can mingle in the parking lot or the local pubs
StarrxMexKitten: or you can squeeze them all in, so there's no room to dance, whatsoever
StarrxMexKitten: pubs only if you're irish catholic
Gerard: you can dance but its so tight you can only sort of bounce up and down

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StarrxMexKitten: that's especially good if you're italian catholic. you're already used to huge family gatherings
Gerard: yeah, I have a huge family everyone who gets married the right way is in dept payng it off for years
StarrxMexKitten: i have no idea, especially since there are days i wonder how we're going to do this and we are semi-serious
StarrxMexKitten: i never knew you were greek ;-)
Gerard: its a huge amount of work, and stress

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Gerard: Catholics and greeks have a lot in common
StarrxMexKitten: true
StarrxMexKitten: like how you have to invite every single person you may have ever met
Gerard: yeah, you cant leave out a single family member, especially the ones you fly in from the old country
StarrxMexKitten: i totally intend to delegate to everyone
StarrxMexKitten: oh, those are the best kind!
Gerard: lol yeah I have relatives who only leave Ireland for weddings
StarrxMexKitten: preferably ones you haven't met and don't speak any of the local tongue at all
StarrxMexKitten: instant family reunion
Gerard: they speak english but the brouge is so deep you wouldnt know it
StarrxMexKitten: none of my hungarian relatives are being invited
StarrxMexKitten: nor my czech ones
Gerard: you need at least a couple to freak everyone out
Gerard: its a wedding

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StarrxMexKitten: !!!!! i'm so seating my father with leigh
Gerard: LOL
Gerard: yeah
StarrxMexKitten: especially since he loves baseball and leigh hates it
Gerard: oh yeah, perfect
Gerard: and you know Leigh, he'll tell him baseball is a f'ing joke of a game
StarrxMexKitten: and they'll brawl and i won't have to hire a band for entertainment
Gerard: lol
StarrxMexKitten: i can make money on bets

After taunting our friend who's going into the priesthood the other day and making fun of Holy Matrimony, my place in hell is assured.

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