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The Herald of the Apocolypse ([personal profile] devilgrrl) wrote2005-06-05 10:07 am
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Damn you, summer

So, it's going to be really, really hot today. I figured I'd wear a tanktop, because of said hotness, right? Well, evidently I have no tanktops that fit anymore. Please view exhibits A and B.


My Bettie Page tank... Looks fine from the front, right?

And then, I look down... Ignore my armpit foreskin creating some extra cleavage on the side. I'm a little stuffed into the bra, as well.


I need new tanktops. I thought I was done shopping for summer.

[identity profile] lauraxmarie.livejournal.com 2005-06-05 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine basically ALWAYS look like that from the top. Hell, probably the front too. I stopped caring. In fact, I'm wearing a frigging TUBE TOP today. How bad is that shit?

[identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com 2005-06-05 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally want to fuck you. Right now. Hawwwwt monkey sex.

Do you really between all the boobs we have, we could probably equal the weight of a toddler.

[identity profile] ragdollgirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-05 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
lol!!

[identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com 2005-06-05 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
And if we add you in, Beth, we could have a whole child! Hooray for big boobies!

[identity profile] ragdollgirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-05 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
hooray indeed!! a small child! a toddler already toilet trained!!

[identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com 2005-06-05 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll go for that. Potty training is a bitch.

[identity profile] lauraxmarie.livejournal.com 2005-06-05 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm horribly amused

[identity profile] metalchick1000.livejournal.com 2005-06-05 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
yikes.

[identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com 2005-06-06 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I was even sexier in my too small tankini top at the beach tonight. I should start a tank top fund.