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The Herald of the Apocolypse ([personal profile] devilgrrl) wrote2006-02-17 01:38 am
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Dear Lungs

Dear Lungs:

I would appreciate if you stopped making me feel like I've been beaten with a baseball bat. I don't need to be convinced that you're sick, I already know. Coughing is not going to get you more of the Amazing Cough Syrup. The doctor is probably convinced we're addicted to it because you've needed it since November. You're getting sulfa drugs; what more can I possibly do for you?

Love,
Your Inflator