Yarrrr

Today be talk like a pirate day. And it also be the Massachusetts Primarys. I hereby be announcin my candidacy fer state cap'n if ye dun like the other choices. bosbullterrier an' pinkandsilver be votin fer me or I'll have 'em heaved too.

Ye too can vote fer me. My motto be "Grog fer all and free trade fer none!"

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( Yoinked from easter )