Bah

Dear Body,

Weymouth is not the Sahara, nor are you a camel. It is not necessary for you to retain every single drop of liquid I injest. It's really making things unpleasant and I'd greatly prefer that you knock it off as soon as possible.

Love,
Your Owner

PS. Don't even bother blaming the uterus. I know it's her fault sometimes, but come on, this has been going on for weeks.