Cat Beasts

Apr. 22nd, 2009 11:07 pm
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Proof that I do not have cats, I have feral raccoons. Here is Fattus, inspecting an empty popcorn back for potential noms.

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Date: 2009-04-23 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stellalunatic.livejournal.com
omg, that stuff (Popcorn Indiana Kettle Corn, yes?) must be cat crack, because my cats kept trying to get into a bag of it that we had on the table.

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Date: 2009-04-23 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com
It's people crack, too. I love that stuff.

Goddammit has no interest in it, whatsoever. Now, a paper bag would be a totally different story, but she sat and watched Fattus jam her head in there with a look of total contempt.

Because, you know, she's so dignified herself…

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Date: 2009-04-23 05:29 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] djarum99.livejournal.com
Salty goodness!

Beauregard loves french fries, and they only appear in my living room once in a blue moon. Apparently, that makes them really special. Worth risking kitteh banishment, and the dreaded rolled up magazine.

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Date: 2009-04-23 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com
Or the Spray Bottle of Attitude Readjustment!

Fattus will eat essentially anything that is dropped on the floor. She one managed to wrench a whole chicken leg bone from the trash and take off with it before we could chase her down. It hasn't been seen since and I've looked!

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Date: 2009-04-23 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papayarain.livejournal.com
Okay. Now I know why your cat is fat. :)

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Date: 2009-04-24 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com
Ha, most likely. My grandfather, we found out, had been feeding them sausage all the time, too.

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Date: 2009-04-23 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ragdollgirl.livejournal.com
ya know....fattus is just going through somethin' right now...she'll chill out in a bit....but the pic of her ass sticking out of that popcorn bag is too much for me...made me laugh so loud my cat woke up lol.....

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Date: 2009-04-24 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com
Is that not the best picture ever? There was nothing in the bag, either.

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Date: 2009-04-24 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ccjohn.livejournal.com
I like cats rootling around in boxes and bags for food. Cats are intrepid!

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Date: 2009-04-24 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com
Intrepid is a nice way to put it. I prefer spoilt :)

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Date: 2009-04-24 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ccjohn.livejournal.com
ahh, yez letting 'em at the Bugles, are ye? Popcorn I actually could see because I can't believe a cat would eat that. But my cat turned down goddamn SALMON whereupon I told him he was a dumbass.

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Date: 2009-04-25 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilgrrl.livejournal.com
Mine will eat basically anything that falls on the floor. Goddammit was convinced that she could catch and eat children playing baseball IF ONLY IT WEREN'T FOR THAT WINDOW!

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